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  1. So Claire my burger angel from Steak n Shake brought me my first ever Royale Double Down.

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      mr.p

      Is that when they put their pinky in your ass and gobble on your balls like a turkey? Royale double down...hmm maybe thats the royal down under?

  2. FUCK CANCERWe all wish to have a new car...new phone...to lose weight...a person who has cancer only wants one thing...to win the fight against it...i know that 97% of you guys won't put this on your wall...but 3% of my friends will....Put it on your wall in honor of someone who is battling cancer, has battled cancer or someone who has died of cancer

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      mr.p

      i have cancer...its growing in my balls.

  3. Anyone wanna buy a loud exploder? i found a falcon i want BAAAADDDDDDDD

  4. mud diggerWe keep the mud by the poundOur tires stay roarinWhile we ridin through the townMUD DIGGERAnd I keep a bad truck aroundBig truck tall susspenssion40 inches from the groundMUD DIGGERAnd my chevy sittin on 44'sPipes louder than glass packs,Straight pipes y'all knowMUD DIGGERY'all don't know how theMud diggin goesGet a couple tickets To a mud boggin show

  5. The other side think just like me in a way, they just don't want to be like me in a way, so i guess they're just like me in a way. So when you're throwing it all away and you're thinking about battling it up, just remember one thing-who's being played, who's being played. Yo, binary's the culprit, binary existence. It's your choice, you wanna live in the middle, i'd say that's the wiser choice

  6. I need someone thats excellent with 4th orders to help design me one for these Xplods!

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      mr.p

      hahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaah

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  7. So today's failures. I had a lawyer tell me he couldn't take my case cause he wanted like $400 a month in payments. So now I have to find another lawyer to take on my case. And failure #2, I can't get new home owners insurance without consulting the ........... Well you all get the point, just an over all shitty afternoon.

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      mr.p

      Balls deeep!

  8. Guess what i am?

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      mr.p

      BALSSSSSDEEEEP

  9. always got 2 windows open at work. One with excel and the other with smd. slickness

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      mr.p

      id go with the one thats ballsdeep!

  10. Ok forget about goin back to Cali, think I'll have better luck with everything if I just go back home.

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      mr.p

      Might want to think about goin....BALLSDEEP

  11. The heat should had drafted norvisky instead of lebron lolz

  12. Summer's officially here. And the bass is still pumping!

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      mr.p

      tehballsareapumpmin!

  13. after that major disappointment and watching what my dad say come true for the 2nd time this year...1.(superbowl) "i sure hope you wear those colors tomorrow because the steelers are going down!"2.(NBAfinals) "Miami has no business beating Dallas!"all in all this year was still a good year for me. Steelers and Heat till i die!!!!

  14. after that major disappointment and watching what my dad say come true for the 2nd time this year...1.(superbowl) "i sure hope you wear those colors tomorrow because the steelers are going down!"2.(NBAfinals) "Miami has no business beating Dallas!"all in all this year was still a good year for me. Steelers and Heat till i die!!!!

  15. yay, 100 degrees again!!!! not hardly worth reporting now. we've been above 90 since the second week of february. lol

  16. Dont hate the poster :D

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      mr.p

      Hate the &%## that stole it

  17. Hey noobtastic...you banned me from chat and forgot to unban me...ahole :)

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      mr.p

      Its okay, ill go play on facebook instead.

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  18. Hey noobtastic...you banned me from chat and forgot to unban me...ahole :)

  19. does anybody have a solution to a review mirror falling off of the window?

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