Awhitewookie

"Are you drunk?" "I dont know. I was at the pool, then everything got all liquidy and I woke up in the shower"I love my drunk self

The things you hear at work"Shit you try to figure life out, it'll figure you out, tie you in a knot, butt fuck you and leave you by the side of the tracks by a dumpster where a hobo will t-bag you while drinking his natty or frio light""That shit is more fucked up than clown pussy"

Any time I see missionaries I try to say hi to them. Well, I was driving and saw a pair riding bikes. One of them had his head down texting. They are getting bolder.

Walked past this elderly woman and she quite loudly asked what cologne I was wearing. Thanks I guess lol

Now we wait for football to start

Dad just texted me saying I have a letter in the mail about a factory recall notice from Ford. I own a 98. Interesting

What the hell did Germany put in their breakfast? 5-0 come on

After forever of trying to access my Myspace account I finally got in and retrieved some photos. Crazy how much we change! #TBT

Damn, Mexico. Sad day

What a goal! Nice, Mexico

Well we lost to Germany but Portugal pulled through and we still advance!

Shitttttt

Why you do dis, USA?

I wish I could download food illegally

Oh god why...

Love the smell of voicecoil

Green dragons yes!!!! They may not be Ocean Blue green dragons but they do the same amount of work

My mom traded in her car and got a Cadillac. That just screams "im an aging white woman". At least she doesnt act better than anyone

"Theres a whole table of 2's over there boys... whose going in first?"Classic Casey

20oz steak, potatoes, and beans all for under $10. Today was a good day

Time to black out

Sticker on a truck: "Vietnam vet and damn proud of it"Well I'm just gonna stay away from you, sir

Hightlight of the day: came to work and noticed our dumpster was missing. Apparently when the garbagr truck came, it picked it up and the whole thing fell into the back of the truck haha

The employees of chipotle, freebirds, and pita pit need to get their shit together. I swear every time I eat at either one, all the meat and beans are on one half and the rice and veggies on the other. Tighten up and distribute that good stuff. /rant

Gosh I've let myself go too much. Time to get my discipline back and a routine to rebuild to where I wasnb4 people thinking about how I'm skinny and can't get fat. That my body type and there isn't anything I can do about that, but I'm unhealthy as shit right now and that is not okay