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Status Replies posted by dkindle613
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Question, if it's NOT alright to look even if you don't touch, can humanity be faithful in a relationship?
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So, i put my subs for sale on the local ads. I instantly get a phone call. He wants, but, wants to "meet" at the house ?.. i tell him, ahh, dude, how bout at the red lobster down the street, and, he hangs up?... Shot guns, now at both our bed sides, and the HG's are ready... Wtf??
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I didn't notice this sooner but where in the hell did Adam go? He just vanished like a juiced up body builders penis.
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Let the neighbor kid borrow my PS3 controller to play Black Ops with his friend. One condition was that he had to let me use his USB cable to re-sync it to my console when done. He brought the controller back, not the cable. Said he would bring it and never did. I has no video games FML.
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When are people gonna stop dating Taylor Swift? She has written yet another song about how some dude played with her wittle heart and was a meany pants! Hooker! You're 22 years old. Grow up! Here's a little excerpt from her newest song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together":"I’m really gonna miss you picking fightsAnd me, falling for a screaming that I’m rightAnd you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine...
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A guy gets arrested in Walmart for groping a woman and his explanation to police is her booty looked so irresistible I just couldn't help myself...I wanna see that ass that will get you locked up.
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Fuck USPS. I dont have to sign for it. Leave it in my fucking mailbox.
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ANOTHER $0NOF@B!+(H DONE LOST HIS MIND IN WISCONSIN.
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Guess who just got orders to Las Vegas.....This guy