EdClottin

If the cops roll up so what? Pour the cops a cup cause everybody's here tonight

After last night i realized i need to write a book about the crazy random shit that occurs even though some of it would not be believable until you've seen it with your own two eyes

Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Gerritsen Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

At the hell hole i call woek

Plant your feet, Put your back to the seat and hold on BRAKE LIGHTS!!!!!

I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.

I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see into classrooms!

I've done some crazy shit with some amazing people. I don't regret anything I've ever done in my life because now i have memories i can look back at and laugh

I live under a stampede of elephants .....Could u be any louder

Mission accomplished fixed my dead pedal and my overhead console

Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it

I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery. (1-248): I think we should measure in "bathtubs"

"Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on"

I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.

i think I'm going to the car show tomorrow

People told me slow my roll im screaming out FUCK THAT!!!

The people you surround yourself with say slot about the person you are

cant sleep

I think my right liver is failing

i still have a fucking headache this is unreal

Sleep deprivation finally caught up with me

Hate living for the future when i should be living for the present

Shameless

Wish i wasn't working on St Patty's day

On the road again