Craig28 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why couldnt helen keller drive? Because she was a woman. TEAM DC Everything is a 150 on th earometer Well I guess punching a woman is a good way to test your strength! You never know how strong you are until you cold-cock a woman in the head and break that bitches jaw. Next time she tries to punch you in the stomach, whip your wiener out and chase her around. Show her who's boss. AlphaDamp CLD Mat - Get more sound deadening using less sound deadener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyV18 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/362.html Some real gut-busters on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEMT8 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 What are some of your favs? What kind of math do they do in the forest? GeomeTREE! -Rolladoedoe Glad I inspired a thread. Lol. I rofl'd when I opened this. And for future reference, the kind of science they do in the forest is chemisTREE formerly known as Jaylor Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEMT8 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Here's one more... After you fart loudly you say: "There's an asshole talking shit behind my back" lolpoopjokes. formerly known as Jaylor Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreekDesignz Posted February 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 LOL Best one ive heard yet!!! ♠ FreekDesignz Demo Collection ♠ Everything You Need To Know About Car Audio Torres' Box Tuning Calculator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finkster Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 what did the oscar mayer weiner get when it say a pretty woman? A baloner. what does a gay horse eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYYY I cant believe theyre still together after all that shit...who? My buttcheeks DAT 4125------>RE XXX comps active Eclipse cd7000 I serve drunks for a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4killer_ Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I used to know a tonnnn of jokes, but only two popped into my mind atm. Why was the dog sweating? Because he was a HOTDOG. lol i learned that when i was like 4 #2 One night little Jeremy goes downstairs to get a midnight drink of Pepsi and sees his mon and dad doing something on the couch. He asks mom and what are you doing? They say baking a cake, go back to bed. The next night he goes to get a drink of Sprite, and again he sees his mom and dad. He asks mom and what are you doing? They say baking a cake, go back to bed. The morning after next, Jeremy and his parents are having breakfast and Jeremy says Mom and Dad you were baking a cake again last night werent you? His parents reply, uhhhh yes Jeremy..., but how do you know? He replies BECAUSE I LICKED THE ICING OFF THE COUCH HAHA Setup: 2010 Hyundai Elantra Factory Unit via 4 chan NVX LOC Excessive Amperage "H/O" Alt Xs D3400/ Xs XP3000 Big 3. 2 Runs of +, 2 Runs of - DD M3b and 2 12" AQ HDC4s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji0687 Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Theres a few funny ass jokes in here. Glad that the mods got the racist ones taken care of. Yeah some of the racist jokes out there are funny, but since its a public forum, you dont want people thinking we're a bunch of racists. 1989 Chevy Caprice Classic350ci V8 High Performance JVC Arsenal HU JL XR series components Infinity Reference 6x9s Pioneer Premier 4-Channel Clarion 2-Channel Rockford Fosgate Series 1 2-Channel Fusion 2000.1D MTX Crossover RF, Knu, Kicker, and Monster wiring NVX VCW 12in. Sub **Won on here from the Sonic contest!** *Build log coming soon!* Starting all over pretty much which the gear listed...lost almost everything I had, including my life. Never take life and what's in it for granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurk Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 A little girl goes into her parents bathroom and they are both in the shower.... Mom gets out and little girl says, Mommy, what are those? Mommy says, those are breasts little girl says, when will I get some of those mommy says, just be patient and when you grow up you will get them mommy leaves bathroom....... Dad gets out of the shower and the little girl says , Daddy, what is that? Daddy says, that's a penis little girl says, when will I get one of those? Daddy says, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM GOES TO WORK!!! Arc Audio Pioneer Memphis Massive Mechman Rockford Fosgate Dakota Digital Soon to be DC audio!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Fizzy Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 thats not right. Lol. under construction I hate People with crappy primered cars rolling on hubcaps that are louder then me. u hate c-fizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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