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It should go in your playbook too, it actually works for me. And since my hogging days are over, they aren't fat chicks.... Just shallow.

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It should go in your playbook too, it actually works for me. And since my hogging days are over, they aren't fat chicks.... Just shallow.

My buddies like to go hog tieing together sometimes. Not really my forte. :ehh:

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It should go in your playbook too, it actually works for me. And since my hogging days are over, they aren't fat chicks.... Just shallow.

My buddies like to go hog tieing together sometimes. Not really my forte. :ehh:

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some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

or this

"I've had a crush on you for years."

(this line has worked for me twice)

Post results.

I'm married to a woman with an insatiable appetite for sex and I know for a fact that using this line would end up with me not getting laid that night

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I'm married to a woman with an insatiable appetite for sex and I know for a fact that using this line would end up with me not getting laid that night

You lucky bastard! i have hopes of marrying a similar woman some day.

Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs.

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some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

or this

"I've had a crush on you for years."

(this line has worked for me twice)

Post results.

I'm married to a woman with an insatiable appetite for sex and I know for a fact that using this line would end up with me not getting laid that night

lets be real. this is for use on sluts.

the gf and married need not apply.

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you want a line? here's a line. it has worked for me twice. I was almost shot once for it...

find a girl in a bar who looks like she has questionable morals. make eye contact across the bar.

ignore her for at least 10 minutes

find her, walk up behind her, put one hand on her hip and the other on the front of her neck and whisper this:

"no names, no kissing...you and me in the parking lot, right now"

done

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you want a line? here's a line. it has worked for me twice. I was almost shot once for it...

find a girl in a bar who looks like she has questionable morals. make eye contact across the bar.

ignore her for at least 10 minutes

find her, walk up behind her, put one hand on her hip and the other on the front of her neck and whisper this:

"no names, no kissing...you and me in the parking lot, right now"

done

Soooo you take em to the parking lot and what? Fight them so you don't get kicked out the club?

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