Fish Chris Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I had just pulled into the parking lot of a local grocery store, and parked in the outskirts, to tweak my settings a bit, and crank a couple songs. So, I'm about in the middle of my second song, when this chick walks up. Now let me paint you a picture. She was really thin (like I totally prefer) but still curvy, maybe 5'6", 115 lbs, about 40 years old (I'm 47, and she looked MUCH better than me ) black girl with long, pretty hair hair (probably weaves, but that would bother me about as much as fake tits (Not ) So, by the time she gets to the window of my truck, "I've already checked this girl out from head to toe, and "if" I were strictly going by "looks or body"...... Oh hell's yea'. No questions asked. Unfortunately, the intelligent side of my brain..... or wait, should I say, my other head starts thinking And I was like > 2 hours after dark, this girl is walking up to a complete stranger and telling me, "Hey baby, I love your truck. You wanna' take me for a ride" ? So part of me is saying, "Like you don't even know" ! And the other part of me is saying, "This girl is obviously a hooker" ! Not only am I not going to pay for it, but I'm not trying to catch any VD's either. .....and that kinda' sucks, because under different circumstances {say, you go to a buddy's house, and his wife has her "single" friend there (who looks as good as the girl above).... things click.... next your bouncing on it ..... And before you know it, you gotta talk to the girl I think that's the normal order, right ? But a hooker ? ......uhhh..... no. Pretty girl. Really a shame. Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9515ROB Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 probably was a tranny Quote - 1998 Ford Mustang - Time to rebuild. 4 15s and alot of power TEAM DTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tctdh11 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 ^ Exact first thing that went thru my head lol Quote TEAM DC www.dcsoundlab.com 2003 Tiburon GT V6 6 Speed Ported Clam 6 12" DC Audio XL M2's 2 American Bass 1100.1 1 American Bass 350.4 3 D3100, 1 D975, 3 D925 Second Skin Damp Pro and Spectrum. About 75% done 153.6 Sealed on dash at 34hz My OLD Build Log New Build Log.. DC XL M2 4th Order in my Tiburon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zayres29 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 probably was a tranny Quote Btw that was the first person. Ever banned by me while dropping a deuce. Feel privileged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new guy Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 (edited) probably was a tranny don't tease him now. i would've picker her up anyway, and if she did turn out to be a hooker id just stop the car and let her out. hell i might not of even stopped the car and pushed the tranny hooker out. Edited October 18, 2011 by new guy Quote *current* 1991 honda crx si 2 skar audio 12s pioneer 6.5s dual 400 watt amp audio technix db 1/0 wiring kit. dual head unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fish Chris Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 (edited) Ha That's funny. I really wouldn't think so...... She even had a very nice voice.... although that might not matter that much either way. Wouldn't ever pick a up a chick under those circumstances anyway. Fish PS, You guys are just jellous because you haven't had any hot, black hookers try to solicite your business lately LOL Edited October 18, 2011 by Fish Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeje Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I picked up a girl on the side of the road one time... Bad idea never again Quote --2004 Toyota 4runner New Build Log -2002 Acura Tl-S Old Build Log Team DC Audio spl dust is an option you can get on the coils... it's great for extra 1000 watts of power where can i get this spl dust and how much is it. is it hard to apply? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Chris Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 So now your going to leave us hanging ??? WHY was it so bad ? Fish I picked up a girl on the side of the road one time... Bad idea never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vettedude102 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Probably smelled like fish. Quote 2 polk audio 4x6'skenwood head-unit 220 amp Mechman alt1979 Corvette 2003 corvette z06 alpine radio and the bose system that came stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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