Emmet Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 "Givin birth to a baby aint got shit on peein with a boner... Pissin 5 directions and shit" Lost it at that.... Nice find n8 i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah.. You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people. I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
focalrock4life Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/ I'm a dog lover and have been following this for a while. just thinking of my dog saying these things while reading them makes me laugh every time.
Maebros Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 thank you nate for providing me with like 20 min of entertainment. i truly appreciate it. HU: Pioneer AVH x5800BHS SP Amp: AQ 120.4 Front SP: Hertz Hsk 165 Rear SP: DD cxs 6.5 SW Amp: Crescendo BC2000d SW 2 DC level 3 12" Electrical: Stock alt for now XS D2400 XS D3400 Knukonceptz Kolossus Second skin damplifier On 8/8/2012 at 4:50 PM, Brandon15zzz said: I heard he actually graduated college with a 4.0 gpa. Seems pretty gangster. On 8/29/2012 at 12:25 AM, ILoveBass21 said: he could blow a sub powering it with a potato.
KillaCam Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 A new one was just posted. I've never wanted to get a guy's number so bad. And the fact more than one person agrees does not make it a circle jerk, it makes it a bukkake scene and you're in the middle Chick took 3 shots of Jager, and then, pissed in my mouth.. B5 Passat Build Log
eltortuga94 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 "giving birth aint got shit on peeing with a boner" , "pissin 5 directions n shit" lmao!!! System: Basically Stock In process of upgrading
Cardboardcat15 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 Holy shit, this is too funny. Some of them seem unbelievable, but they're still hilarious. Good find. My Channel on YouTube. Check it out for cinematic-style Car Audio videos. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcSMhtT-rpopJbdybubDgnQ New 2014 Scion TC 4th Wall Build https://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/217173-2014-tc-4th-order-build-3-fi-sp4-15s/
lifted_silverado Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 I remember when this came out. A bunch of different sites hopped on the chance to prove it was a hoax. Didnt take long to prove there is no bennet, its all pre written and made into texts from bennet. Still funny as shit though Everythings in the attic or garage since the truck was sold last year. New build should be coming soon in a dodge cummins
HunterJohnson Posted June 26, 2012 Report Posted June 26, 2012 im gonea stert riting lik him id dope Scion tC SQ BuildiPad mini, lots of fabrication, daily drivenFord Explorer C Pillar Wall Build Just a cheap car to destroy with bass
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