JasonJones Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Cracked tibia, broken nevicular bone, 3 torn foot ligements, broken carpal bone, broken radius and ulnur, dislocated elbow, dislocated shoulder more times then i can count, torn labrum and rotator cuff, dislocated knee and torn MCL, reconstructed shoulder and broke little toe 3 times, ligament and nerves removed from right foot, broken tailbone. That about covers it! What are you a stunt double!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey_Dog650 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 3 broken ankles. Torn labrum. 2 broken wrist. All within a 4 year span I don't even know what the hell a labrum is! Lol it's part of your shoulder. Almost tore my rotator cuff. Thank god I didn't. Had to have surgery tho. Never the same haha 13 Kia Forte Build! 07 Hyundai Accent Build ***Super Seller*** N8ball2013 And then he gets to say ok all you guys were right. im sorry for being a dummy poo poo head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corey0928 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Hard to get a pic of my knee lol http://s803.photobucket.com/albums/yy312/corey0928/?action=view¤t=IMG_20120418_161902.jpg Slipped on wet grass and went right into a piece of slate in the ground. I've cut my forehead open and fingers a few times broken both pinky fingers a week away from each other lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonJones Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 3 broken ankles. Torn labrum. 2 broken wrist. All within a 4 year span I don't even know what the hell a labrum is! Lol it's part of your shoulder. Almost tore my rotator cuff. Thank god I didn't. Had to have surgery tho. Never the same haha I love how most of these injuries can be construed as masturbation injuries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedMusick Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I BIt my lip and my tongue at the same time . Oh wait and this one time I was riding on one of those monster trucks for kids, I was like 14 lol and that bish tipped back, the battery flew out the hood I moved my head as fast possible but it fell right on my ear split that ish in too. Whole lot of broken bones just from being a murphy but nothing really bloody other than the time I swallowed a push pin and had to have it surgically removed because it was poking at my lung. 2013 Dodge Charger Build Log 1996 Ford Explorer XLT 5.0Build Log 2005 Honda Civic LX Coupe Build Log SMD SUPER SELLER!!!!My Selling Feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocking.that.eclipse Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 hyper extended elbow hyper extended elbow..... fractured wrist. This leaves open so many comments... But I'll withhold lol Haha one of my friends got called into work because a co-worker of his sprained his wrist at 3:30 in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedMusick Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 3 broken ankles. Torn labrum. 2 broken wrist. All within a 4 year span I don't even know what the hell a labrum is! Lol it's part of your shoulder. Almost tore my rotator cuff. Thank god I didn't. Had to have surgery tho. Never the same haha I love how most of these injuries can be construed as masturbation injuries... They probably are masturbation injuries 2013 Dodge Charger Build Log 1996 Ford Explorer XLT 5.0Build Log 2005 Honda Civic LX Coupe Build Log SMD SUPER SELLER!!!!My Selling Feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonJones Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I BIt my lip and my tongue at the same time . Oh wait and this one time I was riding on one of those monster trucks for kids, I was like 14 lol and that bish tipped back, the battery flew out the hood I moved my head as fast possible but it fell right on my ear split that ish in too. Whole lot of broken bones just from being a murphy but nothing really bloody other than the time I swallowed a push pin and had to have it surgically removed because it was poking at my lung. Oh wow... That makes me scared cuz I'll hold butt connectors in my mouth all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheena Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 3 broken ankles. Torn labrum. 2 broken wrist. All within a 4 year span I don't even know what the hell a labrum is! Lol it's part of your shoulder. Almost tore my rotator cuff. Thank god I didn't. Had to have surgery tho. Never the same haha I love how most of these injuries can be construed as masturbation injuries... They probably are masturbation injuries 3 broken ankles broken ankles ankles.. masturbation you say? 09 Civic EX KDC-X395 (2) SKAR Audio VVX-12 Skar Audio SK-1500.1 4 cu ft @32 (new box and more port soon) Firing Forward not sealed off Stock 80 Amp Alt Big 3 In 1/0 Knu 2 Runs To The Back 1 Pos 1 Neg In 1/0 Knu DD-1'd 13.8v drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey_Dog650 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I slipped right before climax! 13 Kia Forte Build! 07 Hyundai Accent Build ***Super Seller*** N8ball2013 And then he gets to say ok all you guys were right. im sorry for being a dummy poo poo head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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