Hugh G. Rection Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 NEWS BREAK!! Gunshot to the Head Subject: Gunshot to the Head Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of breaddough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault. Owner of BigAss Ports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyG2 Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Lol, I remember the Mythbusters episode of this *New vehicle and system coming soon.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCaLBaMF Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 2004 Bagged Trailblazer (4)18" Sundown Nsv3s (4) Taramps HD10000s, Taramps DSP3000, Lanzar opti 250x2, AB 100x4 (2)DC power SP 270s, (14)XS Power d3100s, (1)d6500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey_Dog650 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Holy fuck I thought it was real to the second paragraph!!! LMAO 13 Kia Forte Build! 07 Hyundai Accent Build ***Super Seller*** N8ball2013 And then he gets to say ok all you guys were right. im sorry for being a dummy poo poo head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 LMFAO that's fucking hilarious!!!!! 2007 Pacifica Rebuild. Less quiet. Still not loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudBimmer Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 soooo old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LT.Smoke Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 LMFAO Team MaxRetribution Si Vis Pacem Parabellum Id rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 Bowhunting- Life Begins and Ends at Full Draw Bowhunting Team Fatal Trajectory Hunt Team http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/49335-sick96vtecaccords-t-line-build/?hl=sick96vtecaccord << Accord Build http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/68498-smokedout08impalas-tline-build/?hl=+sick96vtecaccord << Impala T-line build Rebassed.com for all your music needs 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armykyle1 Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I remember this joke. TEAM XS POWERTEAM HEAVY HERTZMy build- http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/194454-e46-bmw-build-pos/#entry2914134youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/armykyle1big build starting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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