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i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah..

You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people.

I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
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A friend of mines grandmother was struck by lightening twice in her life. The second time she was walking home from a dance (think rural Ireland in the 60's) and woke up in a ditch at the side of the road the next morning smelling of burning. She also got pretty badly attacked by a cow on her farm years ago and went back and beat the shit out of the cow but that's another story.

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i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah..

You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people.

I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
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The caption was "I'm in a hotel in the middle of nowhere Oregon. Called down to room service, said they had a $20 ribeye special. Okay, fine. They just brought this."

Fuck.

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i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah..

You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people.

I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion.
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so i was crusing and my mother sent me this.

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i dont know why the fuck my phone organizes messages like this, if you know why, please tell me. i guess its more of proof, but this is how it went.

mother: Dude, where are you?

me: cruising [ took my cadillac out]

mother: its to late to be cruising

mother: just get your butt home!

me: it has to be late or your not cruising

mother: or the cops will be cruising up your butt!

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so i was crusing and my mother sent me this.

Kx4FNYl.png

i dont know why the fuck my phone organizes messages like this, if you know why, please tell me. i guess its more of proof, but this is how it went.

mother: Dude, where are you?

me: cruising [ took my cadillac out]

mother: its to late to be cruising

mother: just get your butt home!

me: it has to be late or your not cruising

mother: or the cops will be cruising up your butt!

How old are you?

That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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