Ahmed Johnson Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 A young Bola with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." ..... You deserve like system of the month or something for this. Fucking entertaining, lol 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrzechNJ Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 Quote sometimes Loud is NOT pretty Sounds like its safe to go ahead and bend that ass over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 lol I was just fucking around holyfuckingbutthurt Quote 2007 Pacifica Rebuild. Less quiet. Still not loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguels Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 i rather push a Chevy than to drive a ford i do own a ford (i dont drive it) Quote my logshttp://www.stevemead...-my-new-set-up/my blow through loghttp://www.stevemead...future-updates/ 96 ss http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/164094-96-impala-ss-build/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broke_Audio_Addict Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 i rather push a Chevy than to drive a ford i do own a ford (i dont drive it) When are you gonna ls swap the bmw? 1 Quote That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 lol Quote 2007 Pacifica Rebuild. Less quiet. Still not loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguels Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 i rather push a Chevy than to drive a ford i do own a ford (i dont drive it) When are you gonna ls swap the bmw? never Quote my logshttp://www.stevemead...-my-new-set-up/my blow through loghttp://www.stevemead...future-updates/ 96 ss http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/164094-96-impala-ss-build/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_paralyzed_ Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) i rather push a Chevy than to drive a ford i do own a ford (i dont drive it) When are you gonna ls swap the bmw? Got a buddy just waiting on headers for his bmw ls swap Edited September 8, 2016 by _paralyzed_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguels Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 i need cam, headers, ecm and wiring and im game for the swap 1 Quote my logshttp://www.stevemead...-my-new-set-up/my blow through loghttp://www.stevemead...future-updates/ 96 ss http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/164094-96-impala-ss-build/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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