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Three nuns die in a car crash and are waiting in line for heaven. When they reach St. Peter, he informs the first nun in line that he knows that she has broken her vow of abstinence with her hands, but she can be forgiven if she cleanses her hands in a basin of holy water. The third nun in line whispers to the second, "Can I cut in front of you? I REALLY don't want to gargle that stuff after you've already dipped your ass in it

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A man walks into a bar goes up to the bartender and orders 10 shots of whiskey, the bartender pours them the man slams all of them and orders another round.

The bartender pours the next 10 shots and the man slams them all down again then ask for 10 more.

At this point the bartender ask the man why he's drinking like This, the man says you'd drink like this too if you had what I have.

The bartender ask well what do you have?

The man reply's $1.

That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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A man said to his stupid friend, “I am thinking about getting a dog.”

“What kind of dog?” asked the friend.

“A Labrador Retriever.”

“No, you don’t want to get one of those,” said the friend shaking his head.

“Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”

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Why do midgits laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

2001 Saturn L200
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FRONT STAGE:
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SUB STAGE:
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Grandson was living with his grandma, once he comes back home and his pills with lsd sign are missing...

He asks

-"Grandma have u seen my pills?!"

-"Fuck the pills!! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!!!"

May nit sound as funny as in Polish but u should get an idea

sometimes Loud is NOT pretty

Sounds like its safe to go ahead and bend that ass over.

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