EricM9104 Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-...buy-hookers.htm A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities. When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls. Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. Quote 2015 Honda Civic LX 4dr | 24k miles Stock H/U and mids/highs Power Acoustik GW3-12" D2 Sub HiFonics BXX1200.1D @ 1ohm Random 2.5^3' dual ported box NVX LOC Stinger wiring throughout 1977 Chevy SWB Cammed 350 Dual exhaust Cheap Wish stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyjoker Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 LMAO, to be 13 again lol Quote 1999 Eclipse N/T 12'' Fi BTL Gp3000d PM D3100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big P Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 thats funny right there hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camino_1to3 Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 ROFL! Quote Team T3 Audio Team Sundown Audio Team O.B.M Operation Beast Mode "Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear" wigglez that was a bit over the top, i dont want to invison dw giving any young lady a "cream pie" let alone "throat babies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsmack Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 That is absolutly fan fucking tastic Quote "No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the other poor dumb bastard for his country." George Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reinke Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 [that kid is my idol Quote ----reference's---- meade916 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosin Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Wouldn't them chicks be happy not to have to bang a *little* 13 yr. old boy? Quote Derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCityGhost Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Best thread I've seen in months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsmack Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 THIS IS PINNED WORTHY Quote "No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the other poor dumb bastard for his country." George Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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