Street Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 (edited) Saw this somewhere and just had to post it here.... While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other side. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked... "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work" "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher" she replied The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well", she said, "I begin by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then I work my whole hand in. I work it from side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch it until it's about six feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and put him behind a bridge"... Traffic ticket, $95.00 Court costs, $45.00 Look on the cops face, priceless! Edit: Im not responsible if you say this to a cop and get arrested lol Edited May 10, 2009 by Street Quote My Babies 97 2.5 Avenger, 92 5.0 Fox, 97 2.0 Turbo GST Eclipse, 00 2.0 Jetta, 06 GSXR 600, 98 CBR 600, 01 GSXF 600, 93 CBR 900RR Wilwoods dont slow your car down, they slow the earth down under your car...remember that next time you slam your brakes, you may spill my drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team_DC-Derrick Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 lol.. that made me laugh Quote The DC Integra 3 18s to 6 15 build log Team_DC-Derrick's Youtube Team DC Audio where theres a will theres a wall....... I just realized Steve has reach Voldemort status, over on JP's site he is the one who will not be named....."We dont speak his name over here, fearing it will destroy us" LOL not even in hush tones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-navi-916 Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 hahah < the retard clap that was funnny oh man im on a roll today Quote BUILDLOG http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...showtopic=61862 "98crewcab"Never a POS....just always "a work in progress" lol that's how we roll bitches!!! Your a lowlife kid. I bet your mother wants to kill herself for not swallowing your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qu1cks1lver56 Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 hahaha thats a good one Quote First Gen Xterra: Always changing DNX 690HD RF 360.3RF T3002RF T4004RF T10001bdSilver Flute 6.5"s Tang Band 1" TweetersSundown X18 in 7cubes net tuned to 32hz Trust me .25 Blows your Load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron813 Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Damm thats an oldy but a goody at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
07sOnAtA sp.ed Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 that was a real good one. i like that one alot. Quote CURRENTLY UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION 2008 Hyundai Sonata Team T3 Audio Team Deadly Hertz Team SMD (Street Motivated Devastation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug118 Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 someones going to use that and the cop is going to be like that prick who beat up that teenage girl and just whoop their ass and leave them on the side of the road lol Quote 2001 Tahoe. Huge front stage and 55+ substage http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/196418-another-tahoe-build-huge-front-stage-and-155-substage/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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