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Oh that's hilarious.

House.

are you saying quote house? lol. hes pretty sarcast, morbid, and dry but not too many worth quoting, lol.

house: MRI show anything?

black guy: CT scan was negative

house: CT... that's like, short for MRI, right? Excellent, well I guess that saves us a lot of time

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can a monkey with a peg leg kick the seeds out of a pickle?

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are you saying quote house? lol. hes pretty sarcast, morbid, and dry but not too many worth quoting, lol.

house: MRI show anything?

black guy: CT scan was negative

house: CT... that's like, short for MRI, right? Excellent, well I guess that saves us a lot of time

No I was again quoting Family Guy. I was waiting for the appropriate response to "House". :lol:

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the cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom...

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can a monkey with a peg leg kick the seeds out of a pickle?

what??????

proves once again that they had better drugs long ago. lol! really have any of you ever tried to figure out how they came up with these sayings

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hahaha i was reading through a thread and just read this shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i was dislectsic for a minute thought i saw a 59.6 i farted pretty hardcore then squeezed it off when i read it properly....

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now my butt hurts...also i think i killed a small rodent with the partial blast from my dwarven buttocks...it looks like a squirrel but has the tail of a rat? :ehh:

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You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling an onion by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little bitch.

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You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling an onion by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little bitch.

omg that had me rolling

that is great :rofl:

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deepsilencer, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:32, said:

splzx3, on 22 Aug 2011 - 17:27, said:

i had my fun on one of his videos...till he blocked me then i got my mother into it lol after her he closed the comments xD

lol your mom is a G! good.gif

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higher than an bird's pussy :werd_msword:

my buddy says that all the time lol..

also, you look as happy as a tick on fat dog

colder than a well diggers ass in january

i live i the south so i here all kinds of random sayings from old timers lol

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It's spittin snow

Just ridin around(I asked my buddy why he was walking around)

lay'd outta work(Staying home sick)

like parton said people from the south say some hella funny stuff.

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