Holy Hell

[loganberry]

I was hospitalized when I got my black widow bite, had a fever of 104, shit was all bad..kept going in and out of consciousness, I still have a sweet scar tho, there is a hole in my leg and the skin has grown over, looks cool lol

[byers319]

a friend of mine got bit by a brown recluse and had a 3/4 inch hole on his shoulder blade area from it

but its all better now

[C-Fizzy]

I dont care what anyone says, spiders can do some fuckin' damage.

and the bullshit about "they only attack if they feel threatened",

DUH. your atleast 50x the size of them, they're gonna feel threatened.

[DirtyD78]

i put a tattoo over my scare

[kogwanted]

the bad thing about mine was it happened when i was sleeping sneaky bastard

[kl0wn]

The average person eats 8 spiders throughout their life span, while they are sleeping.

Black widows are just trying to level the playing field.

[kogwanted]

i dont even want to hear that shit lol

[DirtyD78]

when a brown recluse bites you it injects an enzyme in you so it can find its way back to you to lay its eggs in your rotting flesh. true story bro

[C-Fizzy]

i remember seeing this crappy knock-off scary movie where this girl fell asleep and a spider crawled into her mouth.

she woke up with a pimple and when she popped it, a bunch of baby spiders started pouring out.

[kogwanted]

once again doctor told me it i said i dont want to hear that shit