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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. Just realized it's my dad's birthday. Fuck him.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Just think of a mix between Bill Cosby and Wesley Snipes with a spanish accent.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Did you blow out his candle?

  2. Kill yourself if you call Chicago chiraq.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Its definitely some certain spots but almost all of Chicago was fucked up in the 90s. The north side of Chicago is nice as shit and it used to be terrible. I get more nervous in the south suburbs.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I still go to Englewood every weekend to take my godson to see his mom and I go out to the 100s alot. Its bad but not like when the gang chiefs were around.

  3. 2 cops shot in NY.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Hmm I wonder why police feel the need to use lethal force.

      Just giving them more reason to stockpile military gear and more excuses to use when they use lethal force.

    3. Nick580

      Nick580

      these incidents are the provocation towards police militarization.

  4. Anybody here have a Dodge Charger? I have questions.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      If it was an actual police car I'd stay away from it those things are usually wiring nightmares.

  5. Fuck both of those. If I turn my gain and bass boost up on my boss amp its gonna tell me I'm doing it wrong. Clipping equals SPL and SPL gets the bitches.
  6. Can I put my son in the alley with the possums and raccoons to make a man out of him since I don't live near the woods

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, right off Dempster. It's a whole new world compared to 114th and Morgan.

    3. Tarball

      Tarball

      send him to a titty bar with $300 in quarters.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LMAO!!! I don't know if I told yall about this but over the summer we have college kids come help us at the shop and one of them was a virgin. I was messing with him telling him to go to a strip club and to make sure he had singles so he could make it rain. He looked me right in the face and asked me if quarters would be better since he could throw more.

  7. Funny story, My first job was at Baskin Robins and the lady that owned it was Asian. I would sit in the back and read BMX plus magazine, when customers would come in she would say " Dayweed you have cusummer" it kinda stuck. Lol, that's hilarious.
  8. Nice. Now, how about sharing some of that dayweed? Lol!
  9. I have a terrible feeling Jay Cutler will be traded to a team like the Rams and win a super bowl

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    2. thefourth

      thefourth

      Send Cutler to Oakland Lol

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      send him to green bay and watch him do better

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah I agree with Miguel's. If Cutler was in a real organization he might be good. The bears are a joke right now

  10. What sites should I look for a new grill for a trailblazer

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I mean horizontal, not vertical

    3. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      andysautosport is a good site to check out. They have always had everything that I was looking for.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm gonna fuck with them. I wanted a full grille but not a bentley grille. The inserts would work for me to get a new look.

  11. Ok Gruden we get it you don't like Cutler. Thank god they got him with Tirico.

  12. Lol. I told Orion I would rather be a fat ass than weigh 130 lbs. Holy shit, you are a little dude afficionado. Last time I saw 130 lbs on the scale I was going through puberty.
  13. LMAO. That's what I'm talking about when I say I'd rather be fat than skinny. Even though a 320 lb man still has about 100 lbs on me, lol!
  14. One thing I'll say about CPD, considering that some of the hoods they go through people are really shooting at them, they really don't have itchy trigger fingers. Don't get me wrong, they'll shoot the shit out of you but it's not like they are scared and shaking or some shit before they have too.
  15. cops can be DICKS for sure (not all though). But if you grab for one of their buns If a man tries and grab my buns I'm definitely shooting him
  16. Here in Chicago, they aren't even gonna try and figure shit out, lol! True story though
  17. Yeah, after thinking about it, the first one I would let go. I would probably try and fight him though. Second for sure though, I'm shooting.
  18. Not me I was poor . I had a gamecast, lol!
  19. Why don't people want boxes above the window line in the trunk of an suv?

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