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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. I haven't logged in this site in a while and I thought it gave my pc a corona virus 🤣

    1. Jolie

      Jolie

      Did your PC have a cough and a fever?

  2. Shouldn't an amp that's rattled to death be considered shit quality?

     

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Ive mounted plenty of amps to boxes and never had a single one fail.

      Amp is gonna get flexed just like anything else in the car will, dont matter if you mount it to the floor or to the enclosure.

      Should be built to withstand that to some degree.

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      if the box is vibrating that much, maybe the box isnt built well enough

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      If your box isn't vibrating that much maybe your system just isn't loud enough.

  3. Feeling blessed I never smoked meth

    1. WalledSonic

      WalledSonic

      Have you really even lived then?

    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Sometimes you're just really tired but need to be up for 8 days straight, dont judge.

  4. Today I learned that if the police pull you over and you have black gloves and a gun, a simple traffic stop turns into an investigation lol

  5. Doing my daily trolling on FB and a dude came at me trying to fight. He used to live in Chicago. Long story short he found out who I am and now we're friends, lol

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    2. deathcards

      deathcards

      ahmed puling 180's

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It was like an 8 hour troll fest, lol

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The best part was when he started gang banging on the computer. That must've added like 2 hours of fun for me, lol

  6. Fuck Disney world, lol

  7. I haven't been on in months but if I get the game and play it's only to play with Kyle. At least he isn't a boring quiet ass like some other people I used to play with, lol
  8. So, New year's eve has been pretty boring for me so I decided to add a little action to it. I'm going to be like the hero in the "The Purge 2" except in Chicago, on New years eve. 

  9. I told my 5 year that today was about Jesus and not presents. She said, "Who's Jesus?" Talk about a proud daddy moment, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I wish I was getting a Christmas bonus, lol

       

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't mind them believing in Santa since that shit will stop before they become adults but Jesus is the never ending fairy tale, lol

  10. I gotta brew some coffee just to finish wrapping these presents

  11. I tell one of my buddy's I quit smoking and he acting like it's the end of the world, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I needed to get angry to take care of some business and old pothead Ahmed was too peaceful, lol

    3. Kyblack76
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Mothafuckas forgot I used to be a goon Kyle, lol

  12. I hope you bastards are happy. All your hate for Carl is why this is happening. CORALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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    2. Mr DeeBeez

      Mr DeeBeez

      Either way, I wouldn't mind if Carl dies. The show needs more "Oh fuck" moments, rather than always ending up alright. 

      One hell of a cliff hanger tho none the less

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I fucking hope Negan wins. Highly unlikely but fuck Rick and his story arc. I believe Daryl's bootyhole was played with by one of the saviors, lol

    4. AlpineNut

      AlpineNut

      Ahmed i also hope Negan wins, im always tired of the good guys winning, the bad guy needs to win for a change!

  13. I miss being my father in law's supervisor at work. Holidays were beautiful, lol

  14. Facebook made me forget I was mixed, lol

  15. So my homey, just told me he is getting an apradravya to make his girl happy. After googling what the hell it is, I decided I'm beating the shit out of him and revoking his hood pass. Is that too much?

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    2. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      Got the HEBEEGEEBEEZ lol. Girl gotta stop using toys that kill the cooch lol. Vibrators are numbing tf outta girls. 

      You know why kickboxers dont feel anything when they kick shit with their shin? Becuase they hit their shins allday-eryday. Numb.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. DTS909

      DTS909

      Should've not clicked on images

  16. Thank you Xfinity for lagging as I was trying to switch screens so my wife couldn't see my +18 contributions ?

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    2. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Its a block by the FCC classifying internet as title 2. So ISPs can not slow traffic (throttle speeds) to sites that do not have the best interest in the company, such as sites like netflix, hulu, and any other streaming service. Most ISPs are also offer tv service, and tv service is dying due to the amount of cheaper streaming platforms. So if net neutrality gets voted out (which will happen) because the head guy at the FCC is against it due to being paid lots of money.  So get ready for throttled internet speeds on some sites, data caps, and higher prices because the consumer will no longer be protected.

    3. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Good video to watch, but there are many..

       

       

    4. DLHgn
  17. Becoming a legal gun owner was the stupidest shit I could've done. Everything is illegal

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The fucking truth. Now I pay like 100 to 150 more in guns, lol. I can't have it in the car unless its locked up. 

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      "HOLD ON LET ME UNLOCK MY GUN RIGHT QUICK"

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