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Status Updates posted by Ahmed Johnson
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My kid went on a field trip for school at the museum and they took a dna sample. That wasn't on the slip
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sue the district.. they probably trying to find people like that.. lets say they got dna from a murder scene. now they have kids dna that could lead them to the parent.. what they did is illegal
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That's what I was thinking too. At least I never raped anyone but still, shit aint right
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Wtf that is b.s. I would be pissed as hell man
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I wish they never cancelled blue mountain state
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She was, shit. The slow blow............... LMFAO!!
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You liked the oreo race didn't you
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Lol!!!! This mothafucka snuck off and still ate his
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I need a link for a reasonably priced, good, hydraulic jack
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I hope this is real....http://www.cartelblog.com/el-chapo-sends-threatening-message-to-terrorist-group-isis/
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Así responden estos mexicanos a las amenazas de ISIS
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The US should fund the movement of all his people to the Middle East to take care of business.
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If el chapo destroys isis they should take him off the fugitive list
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If I'm sitting in my truck minding my business, don't be shocked by the smoke that hits you if you bother me
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Well, the curse of Barry just got the lions again
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Yeah, buddy is getting beat in the locker room
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They said it was he longest Hail Mary in nfl history, of course it would happen to the lions.
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Lol, it was the most unbelievable video game pass I can remember seeing
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Let's go Lions
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Jim Bob Cooter is such an awesome name
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Lol! Yes it is.
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I think Caldwell's a good coordinator but I'm not sure of head coach. I definitely wouldn't fire him now
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Is Ahmed bout to get a console
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Ps4 updates are just as bad.
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It took 5 hours for my eso dlc to load. And an hour for gta dlc.
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Yeah, the updates blew my high. Then I couldn't figure out how to turn off the narrator. Plus you have to install the game. I smoked a few times
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Creed is a good movie
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The movie is long too but I wish it was longer. Mcfalcon, go see it. It falls in line with the other movies but it's its own start. You could tell there will be more
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I'm going to. One of the guys at work has the hookup on downloads. I'm sure we will be watching it soon.
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Lol!!! I tried finding it but couldn't. Between the 2 tickets, large popcorn and 2 medium drinks, I spent a little over 50
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This is the best Thanksgiving ever
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He went to Jared's, lol
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Every Kiss begins with .......... A big D in your face!
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lol
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I should go into televangelism
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im starting to think that going to church is a bad idea
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LOL! This would be my church
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I might get a decal on my truck that says "SwisherSounds"
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to many fucking brandons ... jesus.... send me a friend request yo...
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Lol
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I might have to "like" one of my own posts
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Lol!
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Its funny as hell if it is the one I like!!
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Lol!!! It's so true though. I gotta hide shit in my car cause of that asshole, lol.
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Cotto vs. Canelo..... Can't wait!
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Mayweather..... Spellchecker sucks
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What this fights gonna lead to is a mega fight with GGG. I'm pretty sure Canelo will win and he's big enough to fight GGG so that could be the fight of the year
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Canelo needs more experience to be honest. He cant just brawl like that and specially with good fighters.
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Do not drink tiger blood, it has AIDS in it.
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I'm not at all and it's not funny, except it's him.
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Is it still cool to snort tiger blood?
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What would Charlie do
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If you didn't serve in the military, I don't really care at all about what you're gonna do to ISIS if they come to your town.
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They also have destroyed multiple communication pathways for them and recruitment processes. Anonymous has been at war with them for quite some time.
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It seems like they are still recruiting though and I don't think they need a gofundme page
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It used to be nice where I live. Now there's hostage situations and shit
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Nice!
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It'll get you a rotation
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Will FI have a black friday deal
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Black Jesus is funny as hell