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  1. My kid went on a field trip for school at the museum and they took a dna sample. That wasn't on the slip

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      sue the district.. they probably trying to find people like that.. lets say they got dna from a murder scene. now they have kids dna that could lead them to the parent.. what they did is illegal

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That's what I was thinking too. At least I never raped anyone but still, shit aint right

    4. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Wtf that is b.s. I would be pissed as hell man

  2. I wish they never cancelled blue mountain state

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      She was, shit. The slow blow............... LMFAO!!

    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      You liked the oreo race didn't you

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!!! This mothafucka snuck off and still ate his

  3. I need a link for a reasonably priced, good, hydraulic jack

  4. I hope this is real....http://www.cartelblog.com/el-chapo-sends-threatening-message-to-terrorist-group-isis/

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      Así responden estos mexicanos a las amenazas de ISIS

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The US should fund the movement of all his people to the Middle East to take care of business.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      If el chapo destroys isis they should take him off the fugitive list

  5. If I'm sitting in my truck minding my business, don't be shocked by the smoke that hits you if you bother me

  6. Well, the curse of Barry just got the lions again

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah, buddy is getting beat in the locker room

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      They said it was he longest Hail Mary in nfl history, of course it would happen to the lions.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, it was the most unbelievable video game pass I can remember seeing

  7. Let's go Lions

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    2. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      Jim Bob Cooter is such an awesome name

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I think Caldwell's a good coordinator but I'm not sure of head coach. I definitely wouldn't fire him now

  8. Is Ahmed bout to get a console

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Ps4 updates are just as bad.

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      It took 5 hours for my eso dlc to load. And an hour for gta dlc.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah, the updates blew my high. Then I couldn't figure out how to turn off the narrator. Plus you have to install the game. I smoked a few times

  9. Creed is a good movie

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The movie is long too but I wish it was longer. Mcfalcon, go see it. It falls in line with the other movies but it's its own start. You could tell there will be more

    3. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      I'm going to. One of the guys at work has the hookup on downloads. I'm sure we will be watching it soon.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I tried finding it but couldn't. Between the 2 tickets, large popcorn and 2 medium drinks, I spent a little over 50

  10. This is the best Thanksgiving ever

  11. I should go into televangelism

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      im starting to think that going to church is a bad idea

    3. mcfalcon
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL! This would be my church

  12. I hope it doesn't get wild out here

  13. My dun son just turned one son

  14. I might get a decal on my truck that says "SwisherSounds"

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    2. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      to many fucking brandons ... jesus.... send me a friend request yo...

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  15. Bone Tomahawk is a damn good movie

  16. I might have to "like" one of my own posts

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    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Its funny as hell if it is the one I like!!

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! It's so true though. I gotta hide shit in my car cause of that asshole, lol.

  17. Cotto vs. Canelo..... Can't wait!

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      Mayweather..... Spellchecker sucks

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      What this fights gonna lead to is a mega fight with GGG. I'm pretty sure Canelo will win and he's big enough to fight GGG so that could be the fight of the year

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      Canelo needs more experience to be honest. He cant just brawl like that and specially with good fighters.

  18. Do not drink tiger blood, it has AIDS in it.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm not at all and it's not funny, except it's him.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Is it still cool to snort tiger blood?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      What would Charlie do

  19. If you didn't serve in the military, I don't really care at all about what you're gonna do to ISIS if they come to your town.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      They also have destroyed multiple communication pathways for them and recruitment processes. Anonymous has been at war with them for quite some time.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It seems like they are still recruiting though and I don't think they need a gofundme page

  20. The bears coaching staff from last year should be ashamed of their self

  21. When the fuck did I become unc

  22. I called in sick today and already put a personal in for tomorrow.

  23. It used to be nice where I live. Now there's hostage situations and shit

  24. Will FI have a black friday deal

    1. Kyblack76
    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      They always do. I bet if you message them now they might give you a deal

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I messaged them on facebook and didn't get a reply. Kyle, you da man on there, holla at someone for me, lol

  25. Black Jesus is funny as hell

    1. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      Come on peeeeeeeeuuump! Show is awesome

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I just started watching it. I was at work bored and pulled up on the computer. I'm at home with a Swisher enjoying it the right way

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