ZombieswithMustaches

When are people gonna stop dating Taylor Swift? She has written yet another song about how some dude played with her wittle heart and was a meany pants! Hooker! You're 22 years old. Grow up! Here's a little excerpt from her newest song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together":"I’m really gonna miss you picking fightsAnd me, falling for a screaming that I’m rightAnd you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine...

I, also, get asked occasionally what's different about tattooing now versus 5-10-15 years ago. My answer is almost always the same, two things: the market is over saturated (too many artists) and no loyalty to artists anymore! People are so damn fickle! They'll drop you to go get tattooed by some POS "artist" just because they're $20 cheaper. Loyalty is dying daily and that's the saddest part of it all. Tattooing used to be all about loyalty and respect!!

So stoked. Just paid for RAM Designs to build a box for my four SA-10's.

We regret to inform you all, in this manner, but we lost the baby. Even though it was such a short time knowing, we were elated at the thought of having another baby. We ask that you pray for peace to come to our little family. Thank you. We love you all!

Just to be clear, that status was not to scold anyone. I know it's not easy to talk to someone about loss. Our society doesn't deal well with tragedy and the subject of death is very taboo, most of the time. I was just asking that everyone be patient with me and understand that I might not always be the "same ol' Jason" I've been in the past.

Guess who's going to see Fast Five today?! Yeah it's me. Did you guess correctly? If not, maybe you should go learn to color inside the lines a little better, tard!

Got a friend wanting to sell her iphone4. Its in mint condition! She works at AT&T. So she's a phone addict like me! She's selling it to get the new white iPhone. She's looking to get $250. Comment, if ya want it!!

I'm DJing tonight at Out and About Sports Bar (The Arrow Bar) downtown. I'll start around 7:30 or 8 and finish around midnight. Come out and chill with me! I'll play some good music and we can watch old people dance!

SOTD: Living Sacrifice - Bloodwork (cause I'm the mood for metal and brutality!)

"You get what you work for, not what you wish for!" - as seen on a tshirt at the zoo. Words of wisdom.

Okay, I'm at On the Border with Jess and Davin. There are a ton of prom kids here. I cant help but over hear their very loud conversations. I, truly, don't remember being that dumb! Mom, was I really?

Super sexy alert: I'm about to upgrade the ram on my laptop!! Oh yeah baby! I'm gonna insert that new ram so gently and then really speed it up! Make it feel amazing!

Any fool can hop from bed to bed but it takes a skilled lover to keep your spouse interested for a lifetime! - a pastor I once heard.

After a long day of work yesterday, I, being the wonderful and loving husband, told my amazing and unnaturally, beautiful wife that I would mow the yard before eating her astounding homemade enchiladas! Later she gave me an amazing foot massage before she fell asleep and started snoring! I love you, sizzle tits! I don't deserve you and I'm not sure how I'll ever pay God back for giving you to me!

SOTD: Tab Benoit - Darkness from the Sea Saint Sessions. If you like gut-wrenching blues or wanna drink to some really good music, this is your song. Feels like you're in some run down dive bar listening to a guy pour his heart out through his guitar. You're welcome!

Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean...

Should I be scared that the "Pink Panther" theme song just came on in a Chinese restaurant? Am I gonna get mugged?? I have no ill-fitting jewelry on!

How could you not like my new profile pic?? Geez. I was so handsome and childlike back then! I mean, look at that hair!!

Tattooed, Bearded, Chubby, Bald and Awesome. Yeah, that adequately describes me.

On another note: if ya feel like going out and wanna hear me sing, I'll be singing in an open mic night at the Arrow Bar (Out and About) tonight at 8pm! Come out and watch me screw things up!

Ladies and Gents, I go on in just a bit at The Arrow bar downtown. Come one, come all and hear the amazing songs other people wrote, that I'm gonna sing! Your ears will be slightly happy you did.

Ate pizza last night and had weird dreams. I had one in which I could speak fluent French. So theres that...another was in a spaceship.

SOTD: Dr Dre - The Next Episode (cause I'm feelin' gangSTAR today! And Dre was right,"you can't make a hoe a housewife!")

Hailey shouldn't have went home. Should've been Scotty!! That dude must have some sort of magical testicles that keep him from being sent home! Good to know, if he ever makes a pass at me! Gotta find my anti-magical testicles potion! Damn!! where is it?! Oh crap! Here he comes!!

Tooo early!!! Playing in a golf tourney today and tomorrow! Looks like it's gonna be a very wet round of golf!