Lol I hear ya.
As for suggestions, maybe you can do a drop down battery rack (like Meade). Integras are obviously lower, so maybe you'll have to lay the batteries on their side.
Putting batteries in the spare tire well is another idea.
Sheesh...Just because you're a mod doesn't mean you can post two threads on the same subject..haha
But seriously, I didn't know people still play online with PS3s
Probably either make a thread (which you did), email him (using the SMDsubs address), or PM someone who has his #. Maybe see if you can Google the number to his "shop" and leave a message?