Noobtastic14

Today I was sneaking out of wal mart by paying in the Lawn and Garden section. There was an older woman in front of me and the cashier looked to be of about the same age and the customer was asking about a table on sale for a patio set. They eventually found it on an upper shelf. I walked over and used my superpowers of extreme height and lankyness to pull down the table and carried it over to the register. When I got there, the customer asked me to carry it to her car for her and I said...