i need tips on picking up girls

[michigancapri92]

try this... "hey does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? - im just kidding, the names ________ nice to meet you!"

[mzenon88]

try this... "hey does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? - im just kidding, the names ________ nice to meet you!"

Good idea....

[Kevin]

[R3nOSlaPP]

if you go to a club talk to everygirl in there then halfway through the night mack on the one you kind of dig and go from there be yourself man

[huh?do-what?]

Say

"Are you from Ireland cause when I see you my penis doubles in size"

I thought is was something about "my penis us Dublin" Like Dublin Ireland.

[huh?do-what?]

pick them up like a bowling ball, but without the index finger.

[00hoe88]

you know youre the only one that took it that way

[Jagraj7870]

you know youre the only one that took it that way

Lol say this to a girl

hey gal you Jamicain

her: no why?

you: cuz ja-micain me crazy lol

joking ahah

i would say go to a club with one of ur bestfriends, a good wingman.

make sure both of you have fresh cuts and are dressed nice and are wearing nice cologne.

approach a group of girls- 2 girls if theres 2 of u, or 3 if theres 3 of u or u can go 2 and 2 leave ur other friend out

then ur friend plays bad guy while u play good guy and this way the girl will more likely swing ur way because of her options, while talking to her compliment her on her hair, her accessories. this way the girl will start to feel more comfortable, ask her what brings her out today blah blah.. when the topic is starting to die down a bit ask her for a drink or if she wants to dance.

if u been with her that night for more then 20 minutes ask her for her number. now she'll most likely give it to u, also most girls have Blackberries so it easier to get a BBM then a number.

give this a try works for me and my friends, just reverse roles of good guy bad guy,

at the end of the night say damn girl u must work at subway cuz u just gave me a foot long ahahahah

[finkster]

talk to girls as if they're your bros. If shes hotter than you then throw a "barely" negative comment on her to bring her down to your level. Just like poke fun at something. Dont make her feel bad. If shes below your level then give her a compliment to bring her up to your level.

Remember the golden rule! Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Remember the Platinum rule! Everyone wants to feel good about themselves!

Say this line to break the ice...."I've had a crush on you for years." This line has gotten me laid before, and i didnt even know the chick for a year.

Be more alpha. no one wants to fornicate with some beta phaggot.

Remember, you are what you think about...and you do everything you can to become what you think about....so no negative thoughts!!

[finkster]

Girls can sense low self esteem, just like animals can sense if you're nervous around them or not. If you go into a conversation with a negative mindset....you just lost the battle. remember, i just said you become what you think about.

Yea, you are thinking about picking up girls right now, but you are thinking MORE about failing.

Be a leader, not a follower. Dont look like a hot mess, get a fresh cut and a couple of button ups, some dress shoes, and a haircut and rock the town. Go out more, but dont necessarily spend more money.

Talk, talk, talk to people! Of course, do your fair share of listening (make eye contact), but the more people you talk to, the more people you have a chance to meet down the road. This is not only true for girls, but job opportunities, or maybe even a used bike you're looking for. Hell, I work at a bar and i found a suzuki for a KICKASS deal just by talking to people.

Do you remember the saying "If you slept with a girl, you slept with 40 other people?" due to the fact that it depends on how many partners she's had, and how many partners those partners had? The same thing applies just by talking to people! Just by talking to more people than you would in a normal night, those people know people who know people....who may know your future wife.

I have to stress the fact that you cant look like a miserable person while doing all of this. Even if you are, you need to think of a lot things more positively.