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Ok ok u all had great ideas but apparently we are going for the kill here so u want the problem solved

Go to ur local pizzzaria ask them for the huge hobart load of pizza dough... take a few cups of boiling water, place the dough in a bowl on hisdriver seat then the boiling cups of steamy water on the floor of the car, and wait 1 hr

Pizza dough rises over 5x its original size....... this willl I repeat will Total is car, tampon in the gas tank can be removed. Dough from everyinch spec vent in and on ur car is impossiable to remove

this will end his car once and forall

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Throw firecrackers in his window at night while he is sleeping. And then put tacks under his tires. Leave a flaming bag of poo on the porch. Paintball his car. Silly string the hell of it. Start wrapping his car with ductape.

A classic! :rofl:

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please tell me this is real lol

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Throw firecrackers in his window at night while he is sleeping. And then put tacks under his tires. Leave a flaming bag of poo on the porch. Paintball his car. Silly string the hell of it. Start wrapping his car with ductape.

A classic! :rofl:

My link, helpfull as well.

please tell me this is real lol

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^^^^

that's fucking awesome

im gonna send some shit to see if it works lol

SCSB

Santa Cruz Speaker Box

Build logs:

Daily Driver Lemon Marquis

2 american bass 750.1s

350.4 on 14 focal 6.5s

sq 945 on 4 hertz tweeters

Mystery subs peepwall.gif

http://www.stevemead...__fromsearch__1

The Mustang 'dubbed' Shirley the project from bullet holes to badass

http://www.stevemead...cond-skin-time/

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Throw firecrackers in his window at night while he is sleeping. And then put tacks under his tires. Leave a flaming bag of poo on the porch. Paintball his car. Silly string the hell of it. Start wrapping his car with ductape.

A classic! :rofl:

My link, helpfull as well.

please tell me this is real lol

R E A L

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Oh SHIT!!!

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Throw firecrackers in his window at night while he is sleeping. And then put tacks under his tires. Leave a flaming bag of poo on the porch. Paintball his car. Silly string the hell of it. Start wrapping his car with ductape.

A classic! :rofl:

My link, helpfull as well.

please tell me this is real lol

R E A L

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Oh SHIT!!!

And its helpfull, if you remembert the refrain of the endsong from life of Brian "Allways look on the pride site of life", "life is a peace of shit when you look at it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0

"in the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty" Bob Marley

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Lets all pitch 5 and send him 50 lbs of shit aaaahahahahaha

HHahahahhaha

god damn this thread keeps gettin better

SCSB

Santa Cruz Speaker Box

Build logs:

Daily Driver Lemon Marquis

2 american bass 750.1s

350.4 on 14 focal 6.5s

sq 945 on 4 hertz tweeters

Mystery subs peepwall.gif

http://www.stevemead...__fromsearch__1

The Mustang 'dubbed' Shirley the project from bullet holes to badass

http://www.stevemead...cond-skin-time/

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Don't use the poopsenders, I believe at one time they where legit, but they aren't anymore from what I have read

Edit: Buy why send poop when you can mail them this

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wow, this thread has succeed in making my morning worth getting up for

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