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The city of Clintonville, Wisconsin, has been unable to explain a series of loud noises that started earlier this week and have occurred multiple times since.

The sounds have been described by locals as resembling “thunder, fireworks or someone slamming a heavy door.”

Officials have set up recording equipment in an effort to find the source of the “booming sounds” that have reportedly roused residents from their sleep. That effort has been unsuccessful thus far, as has every attempt to explain away the mystery with manmade causes.

City administrator Lisa Kuss said they have so far ruled out water, sewer, gas, landfill, military, and mining-related origins, as well as known geological phenomena.

vibration-detection devices, set to be installed by Friday, will be used to determine the clamor’s episcenter.

A city meeting has been called for 6 PM this evening. A Q&A session will be held, but Kuss has already acknowledged that there is no new information to disseminate at this time.

http://host.madison.com/news/state_and_regional/wis-city-s-equipment-fails-to-tape-mystery-booms/article_024050a9-b2b6-5fe8-9713-aea20d03f909.html

:rofl:

"Cheap, good or fast. You can only pick two out of three."

"Have money? Love story! No money? I'm sorry."

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Uhh...that _is_ what I was talking about. I like your article better though. :good:

Edited by Jaloosk

"Cheap, good or fast. You can only pick two out of three."

"Have money? Love story! No money? I'm sorry."

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Someones probably been playing with their funky pups a little too much

doubt it since the church itself is still up lol

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sounds like mini meade has been driving around a lot :peepwall:

EDIT: If this turns out to be truly a basshead, someone needs to track him down and get him/her on this forum as an honorary member for fucking with a whole town lol.

Edited by Lbox88

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