Sheena Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 okay im going to just stop trying to imagine it. but how in the fuck do you slip while jacking off. are you running down the hall or something? ugh just nvm. 09 Civic EX KDC-X395 (2) SKAR Audio VVX-12 Skar Audio SK-1500.1 4 cu ft @32 (new box and more port soon) Firing Forward not sealed off Stock 80 Amp Alt Big 3 In 1/0 Knu 2 Runs To The Back 1 Pos 1 Neg In 1/0 Knu DD-1'd 13.8v drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega5002 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 When I was 2, I shredded my middle finger on a manual treadmill on one of the gears, when my mom was using it, and she told me it scared the living shit outta her when I did that, and she took me to the hospital immediately. Luckily being 2, I recovered quickly, and I still have my middle finger. I remember it hurting like hell I also have a lot of recovered parts on my hand from random cuts, an Eraser game scar on my left hand, and I sprained my ankle in elementary school multiple times, one I remember from playing tackle football, everybody always wanted to knock down the fat kid :/ 2003 Kia Sorento Team Subsonic LowsTeam Bassin' on a Budget2016 Rebuild Under Construction Best score: 150.2 at 40hz (3k, 2 Custom HDC3 15's) Usaci style(door open, in the kick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey_Dog650 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 okay im going to just stop trying to imagine it. but how in the fuck do you slip while jacking off. are you running down the hall or something? ugh just nvm. No I wasn't running down the hall, but what happened was... Haha jk I didn't get and injuries in performing in a sexual act lol 13 Kia Forte Build! 07 Hyundai Accent Build ***Super Seller*** N8ball2013 And then he gets to say ok all you guys were right. im sorry for being a dummy poo poo head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheena Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 naw man, you cant go that far then just say jkjkjkjk.. it happened. 09 Civic EX KDC-X395 (2) SKAR Audio VVX-12 Skar Audio SK-1500.1 4 cu ft @32 (new box and more port soon) Firing Forward not sealed off Stock 80 Amp Alt Big 3 In 1/0 Knu 2 Runs To The Back 1 Pos 1 Neg In 1/0 Knu DD-1'd 13.8v drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedMusick Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 okay im going to just stop trying to imagine it. but how in the fuck do you slip while jacking off. are you running down the hall or something? ugh just nvm. No I wasn't running down the hall, but what happened was... Haha jk I didn't get and injuries in performing in a sexual act lol too much lube and way to much built up frustration will cause that. It's okay Trey we don't understand but it's okay 2013 Dodge Charger Build Log 1996 Ford Explorer XLT 5.0Build Log 2005 Honda Civic LX Coupe Build Log SMD SUPER SELLER!!!!My Selling Feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdc3187 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Router with flush bit grabbed my finger Viper 5902, big 3, 1/0 Rockford wiring, 2 xs d3100, mechman 300a, pioneer avic-z1, 2 dc 12xls, Rockford t2500.1bdcp, Rockford t1000.4ad, Rockford t2 6.5 comps, damplifier Build log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/102584-carbon-fusion/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert8252 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Why it no look no flush 2013 F150 Crew Cab Old Build Log Feedback 2013 F150 Equipment - Some Awesome Stereo Sound Making Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioB Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Why it no look no flush 12- DC Audio m2Lvl3 12's1- Hertz HSK3 way2- DC5K's2- ZX350.42- Stinger SP1500D batteries in rear3- runs of 1/0ga. to the rearTeam DC Audiodcsoundlab.com Quality is all in how you take pictures I have plenty of projects that look WAY better on camera then in person crazy to fit so many in so little. Reminds me of some of the porns I've seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8ball2013 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 What you cant see in this is the slash thats right over the artery in my neck. Evidently when the bottle broke on the back of my head a good piece stayed intact and traveled down my head and across my neck. I was very lucky it wasnt deep enough. Anyways for the story. As you can see by the date it was ten years ago. I was 20 and home on leave from the marines. I was at a party with about 30-40 of my friends and an unknown number of people probably around 200 or so total. There was a guy there that had been popping off all night just being a loud drunk and trying to find someone that thought they were tough. I had enough to drink to let that be me. Words were exchanged and I leveled him. I jumped on top of him to finish him off and at that moment this fucking dude came through the entire crowd and snuffed me in the back of the head and tried to run. He got about three steps. It took me a minute to realize what had happened and I didnt go out so I got up and started looking for this kid. blood pouring everywhere. I found him at the bottom of a hill surrounded by all my boys who were taking turns on him. So I joined in and started putting it to him. At that point all my friends let me hammer him. that stopped when some chick screamed he was dead. lol That will sober you up so we all started to back away. The whole place was quiet and then he coughed. lol Everyone started beating the hell out of him some more. At some point one of my juicehead(400 plus bench) buddies got a running start and field goal kicked him in the face. That pretty much ended it. I had someone drive me to the emergency room where that picture was taken. They called the police in and I had to answer to why i smelled like booze and was underage. Some how I came up with I was hit with a liquor bottle sir. I think thats a pretty good reason. ended up with a bunch of stitches and a concussion. Now heres where it gets funny. This fucking toolbox worked at the same walmart my mom was a manager at. Evidently they were talking about how he had no showed two days in a row in the break room and my mom heard it. She said I know why he's not here. They were all like oh did he call in? she was like no. that piece of shit suckered my oldest son with a bottle and him and his buddies beat the shit out of him. He ended up missing enough days as a no show that he was fired. Now the fucked up part of the story. http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/01/man_sentenced_to_prison_for_ki.html The guy who hit me was named ken. Ill let you draw the rest of that out. I guess Karma is real. I told all his buddies that if I ever saw him again I'd beat him to within an inch of his life. I guess I dont have to worry about that. THERE IS NO BUILD LOG! 1998 Chevy Silverado ext cab Alpine CDA-9887 4 Team Fi 15s 2 Ampere Audio TFE 8.0 2 Ampere Audio 150.4 3 Digital Designs CS6.5 component sets Dual Mechman 370XP Elite alternators inbound! 8 XS Power d3400 6 XS power d680 Second Skin Stinger Tsunami Wiring Sky High A Real Voltmeter not a piece of shit stinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8ball2013 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Heres another link about dude. check the shirt lol http://pysih.com/2009/02/06/terry-sherlock/ THERE IS NO BUILD LOG! 1998 Chevy Silverado ext cab Alpine CDA-9887 4 Team Fi 15s 2 Ampere Audio TFE 8.0 2 Ampere Audio 150.4 3 Digital Designs CS6.5 component sets Dual Mechman 370XP Elite alternators inbound! 8 XS Power d3400 6 XS power d680 Second Skin Stinger Tsunami Wiring Sky High A Real Voltmeter not a piece of shit stinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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