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I was online today and someone pointed a hilarious law regarding my state (Massachusetts) http://www.malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartIV/TitleI/Chapter266/Section22

It basically says if you catch someone stealing your chickens you can detain them until a court opens. It got me thinking about what other stupid and outdated laws there are in other states.

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Here you can take your wife to the front of the courthouse and beat her on some certain day of the week.... Yeah I don't think that will fly.

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Here in Va you can beat your wife on the courthouse steps before 10 am on Sunday lol

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Here in Va you can beat your wife on the courthouse steps before 10 am on Sunday lol

Lmao wtf...

Heres a list of state by state stupid laws. Some of them have me loling

http://www.bitoffun....stupid_laws.htm

This one made me rofl from my state.

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

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In my home town (Just outside of Cleveland), it is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. Haha

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More MA ones

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car

It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun

and as a testament to mass gun laws...

An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns

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In fresno county ca

Illegal to play poker within 300 ft of a school

Illegal to play bingo drunk

Illegal to injure or disturb a rock in the city park

Illegal to hold private bingo matches

Illegal to sell gas to drunks

Illegal to sell permenant markers within city limits

So cal

Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Zoot suits are prohibited

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand

No person may charge admission to a house party.

Nor cal

Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

California is stupid

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State law in Mi.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Detroit, mi

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants

Kalamazoo, MI

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

Rochester, Mi

All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

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