DubNDodge Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Ghost He got a crown vic to go 120mph to work and back everyday 1 Quote '01 Dodge Stratass Sealed Trunk Build Log 2008 Honda Fit Sport Build Log On 10/3/2013 at 10:00 AM, ROLEXrifleman said: Anyone who says they knew everything they wanted out of life at 19 can go suck a bag of dicks cause they are lying to themselves or brought up in a cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwn4BassAlan Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 fucking whore.. they like to say men are shallow when they are the ones who are shallow I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her why girls will go out with jerks and douches when all these other guys will treat them right and she said girls will date total D-bags just because they want to compete with other girls on having the best looking man, no matter how they treat them..... I never thought about it like that since women always complain about the way they treat them, but she said women will hope they can change the man after they get with them.........It makes so much sense in my head now. She said that's exactly why the friend zone exists, because girls have a "Folder System" for Yes and No and it's basically always looks alone. Unlike guys 1-10 scale system, she said it's almost impossible for guys to move between folders, no matter how they act. I wanted to push her out of the car at speed. The shallowness was off the scale. Guys, I think this is the key. I think she broke girl-code. I used this today on some girls in the commons and they looked at me like I was a mind-reader. This is the answer to thirsty women's stupidity! The more I thought about it the more of my seemingly impossible question were answered. It's not that guys can't understand women, it's that women cannot be logically understood. Knowing the above means that we understand WHY women make no logistical sense. I have found maximum entropy, and it is retardedly shallow. 5 Quote Biomedical/Behavioral Science Major, The (Self-Proclaimed) Undisputed-Homemade-Woofer-King Super-Neodymium-Woofer Build Log: The D4BA-V.2 http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/169236-diy-super-neodymium-woofer-build-log/?p=2475620 Fucking love Alan you goddamned fucking super nerd lol When Alan uses big words I don't understand It's warming up enough that the donut-punching cyclist douchenozzles are getting their two wheeled fagmobiles out. Everytime I see a guy driving a mini cooper I cant help but think he loves cock & (2/29/16)-My wife just bitched at me about throwing out things we don't really use. My response of well we don't really use your vagina so should we throw that out was evidently not the right response. I had to leave the room. I missed Alan. RIP 5/29/15 - I love you son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguels Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 lol are you still with that??? we all know some chicks are weird and by some i mean all (not really) 1 Quote my logshttp://www.stevemead...-my-new-set-up/my blow through loghttp://www.stevemead...future-updates/ 96 ss http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/164094-96-impala-ss-build/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwn4BassAlan Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Ha! Another one of those moronic-vegan-homos lies thwarted. Everyone knows the chicken doesn't come out as a pure liquid.....it looks more like a big roll of gum 2 Quote Biomedical/Behavioral Science Major, The (Self-Proclaimed) Undisputed-Homemade-Woofer-King Super-Neodymium-Woofer Build Log: The D4BA-V.2 http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/169236-diy-super-neodymium-woofer-build-log/?p=2475620 Fucking love Alan you goddamned fucking super nerd lol When Alan uses big words I don't understand It's warming up enough that the donut-punching cyclist douchenozzles are getting their two wheeled fagmobiles out. Everytime I see a guy driving a mini cooper I cant help but think he loves cock & (2/29/16)-My wife just bitched at me about throwing out things we don't really use. My response of well we don't really use your vagina so should we throw that out was evidently not the right response. I had to leave the room. I missed Alan. RIP 5/29/15 - I love you son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamingsuburban Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 not sure whats worse that they thought that was chicken or that somebody knew what that thing was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan_P Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I nearly pissed my self laughing.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJUP9O9RG8#t=106 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlasticMind Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I used to work graveyard 12.5 hour shift and get off work at 9:00 am. I'd drink a few beers and flip thru the TV. Sometimes I'd watch the Telly tubbies. For like 15 mins before I realized wtf I was looking at. Lol. Telemundo has the same effect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmet Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Russians. 4 Quote i shook this one kids hand and it just folded in mine. long story short i fucked his girlfriendso.. yeah.. You want this to happen to you? Give decent handshakes people. I was gifted with an innate ability to distribute wholesale ass beatings in a timely and orderly fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowDrifter Posted November 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Teh kitties!!!! Quote ~~~~~~~~SAY NO TO PHOTOBUCKET~~~~~~~~ Snow's DD-1 tracks here: https://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/167433-snows-dd-1-tracks/ My take on OFC vs CCA: https://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/110381-things-that-piss-you-off-in-the-car-audio-world/?do=findComment&comment=2461444 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowDrifter Posted November 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I nearly pissed my self laughing.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJUP9O9RG8#t=106 It sounds like a drunken elephant or something Quote ~~~~~~~~SAY NO TO PHOTOBUCKET~~~~~~~~ Snow's DD-1 tracks here: https://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/167433-snows-dd-1-tracks/ My take on OFC vs CCA: https://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/110381-things-that-piss-you-off-in-the-car-audio-world/?do=findComment&comment=2461444 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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