jarrius Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 Post random sayings or quotes here lady's and gents. They do not have to be helpful or serious just have fun with it. 2012 Chevy sonic1xSQ HDC3 12 D2RF R1200d 140 square foot of Q-Mat(soon to be installed) 140.2Db sealed on the dash with TL 142 DB sealed on the dash with another meter (was dead on with the TL at a show i was at) 141 on music. strangeduck,on 02 Jan 2014 - 01:39 AM, said: when my car spins out i just put the car in neutral, turn in the direction i want to go and pucker my asshole
jarrius Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Posted April 19, 2014 Just found all this on a web sight I believe in peace, through superior firepower -Unknown I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... they don't know I'm only using blanks. -Emo Phillips Evil Will Always Triumph, because Good is Dumb. -Dark Helmet Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.- Naked Gun 33 1/3 Sometimes when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. -Friedrich Nietzsche Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. -John Benfield We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there -Dana Gloud Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" ...until you can find a rock -Will Rogers "Cancer cures smoking. -Unknown I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. -Unknown You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. -Dr. Evil When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved. Why limit yourself, I told them -Emo Phillips The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -Unknown Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit! -Unknown So many pedestrians... so little time. - Robin Williams Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh -Unknown Todays women put on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make up, including living bras and various pads that would make a linebacker envious, she has implants and other surgeries and later she complains that she cant find a REAL man. -Unknown If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position. -Unknown My parents saw the president they loved get shot in the head. I saw my president get head. -Elon Gold I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. -Unknown Teamwork: A chance to blame someone else. -Devil Dictionary Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. -Matt Goening What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it? -Unknown If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? -Unknown Constipated people don't give a shit! -Unknown When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. -Unknown Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months. -Oscar Wilde I have the heart of a child - I keep it in a jar - Stephen King Two Rules of Success : 1) Don't tell everything you know. 2) 3) -Unknown Jesus said, come forth and recieve eternal life. I came in third and won a toaster. -Unknown NASA spent 8 years and $12 billion developing a pen that could write in space. It needed to be able to work in zero gravity, at a range of temperatures, and be able to write on any surface. The Russians used a pencil. -Unknown If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress -Unknown 2012 Chevy sonic1xSQ HDC3 12 D2RF R1200d 140 square foot of Q-Mat(soon to be installed) 140.2Db sealed on the dash with TL 142 DB sealed on the dash with another meter (was dead on with the TL at a show i was at) 141 on music. strangeduck,on 02 Jan 2014 - 01:39 AM, said: when my car spins out i just put the car in neutral, turn in the direction i want to go and pucker my asshole
lifted_silverado Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 "Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy" - Tony Stark "Then the clouds opened up and god said I hate you alfalfa"- Alfalfa Switzer "They shoulda never gave you niggaz money"- Dave Chapelle aka Rick James "No means yes and yes means anal"- who cares? Its great "Yolo"- every douchebag ever "Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, when you're up its never as good as it seems, and when you're down you think you're never gonna get back up... but life goes on"- Pop jung(blow) Everythings in the attic or garage since the truck was sold last year. New build should be coming soon in a dodge cummins
hazestorm23 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 Once a bass head always a bass head .... by me. Drop mic throw peace sign and walk off stage ....
Motorboat KER Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 "Here hold my beer" - every great man of all time
Ahmed Johnson Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 Let me edit this a little : Pretty b****** with fat a***** and big t*** make my d*** harder than chinese arithmetic. - Me
hazestorm23 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 "Here hold my beer" - every great man of all time the national quote right before a fight is going to go down lol
n8ball2013 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 Play stupid games won stupid prizes. Apply where necessary THERE IS NO BUILD LOG! 1998 Chevy Silverado ext cab Alpine CDA-9887 4 Team Fi 15s 2 Ampere Audio TFE 8.0 2 Ampere Audio 150.4 3 Digital Designs CS6.5 component sets Dual Mechman 370XP Elite alternators inbound! 8 XS Power d3400 6 XS power d680 Second Skin Stinger Tsunami Wiring Sky High A Real Voltmeter not a piece of shit stinger.
deathcards Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 YOLO was cool till i broke my leg said by the slightly smarter douche skar sk2500.1 0 gauge power and ground kunukonceptz alpine HUvxi65 components on BA gt-275new build log -> http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/150642-project-d-kon-deathcards-build-log/#entry2148821 2 x-15 sundowns singer alt, odyssey bat, and maxwell ultra caps
hazestorm23 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Posted April 19, 2014 My wallet was always happy until I took an arrow to the knee...
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