emperorjj1 Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" Quote J. JMy CardomainFINISHED COBALT SS/SC DUAL ALTERNATOR PICS theres no such thing as too expensive when it comes to upgrades like that, because imo if you are gonna spend to upgrade then do it correctly rather then be a cheap ass ricer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 haha nice :^ Quote NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornfed Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Funny :^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURRITO Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Quote Barretto MotorsportsTeam RFCTeam CHMTeam SMD "Blow Sand"Live Your Life Without Boundaries... http://www.jeffbarretto.acnrep.com/d_oppor...A=US_EN&BW= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyBoy Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 haha thats great. :^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str8outtaneb Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 lol that was great Quote fuck the consequences ain't nothin to a boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99vic Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Quote REST IN PARADISE BIG RICH (Sqmonte) never forgotten Why do you guys ALWAYS dispute on NUMBERS????? It's such a played out argument, so fucking annoying.... It's 12 fuckin 15's.... It's louder than you... Shut the fuck up... /Rant I'm so jealous, it makes me want to club baby seals. That shit gets down HARD!dont buy from knowledge he will scam you. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/30995-official-knowledge-feedback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enemyofsilence Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 yummy Quote Team Bass-Hz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 you do realize the last post here was december 11 of 2006, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-navi-916 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 hahah oh yeah i like it haha good one Quote BUILDLOG http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...showtopic=61862 "98crewcab"Never a POS....just always "a work in progress" lol that's how we roll bitches!!! Your a lowlife kid. I bet your mother wants to kill herself for not swallowing your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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