dr.db Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 when i was little i went up to my dad sitting in a chair and said, "filtered or unfiltered" he's like, "what do you mean?" "filtered or unfiltered just choose." he said "unfiltered" i pulled my pants down and farted in his face and ran away lol, my mom came running downstairs, "your dad's up there gagging about to puke you little shit!" lol, ahh the good old days..I would not be alive to day if I did some shit like that....funny as hell though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big P Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I was at the bar with my uncle tonight after I ate all you can eat pizza. He was trying to get me to go bar hopping and i didnt want to go. He said I didnt have a hair on my nuts. I told him he didnt have hair on his nuts and thats a fact cus his girl told us he shaves them like a sissy. He asked howed id like to loose my nuts. I told him he couldnt get no were near my nuts. So he pulled his knife and bent down for my nuts. So i grabed his head put it in my ass crack and let loose the meanest whiskey pizza fart on the face of this earth. his nose was strait barryed in my dickies hahahaha I let him loose and asked him if he still wanted to go for my nuts. We could tell he wasnt talking cuss it was all he could do to hold his beer down lmao man i said nuts a lot in this post nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.db Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I was at the bar with my uncle tonight after I ate all you can eat pizza. He was trying to get me to go bar hopping and i didnt want to go. He said I didnt have a hair on my nuts. I told him he didnt have hair on his nuts and thats a fact cus his girl told us he shaves them like a sissy. He asked howed id like to loose my nuts. I told him he couldnt get no were near my nuts. So he pulled his knife and bent down for my nuts. So i grabed his head put it in my ass crack and let loose the meanest whiskey pizza fart on the face of this earth. his nose was strait barryed in my dickies hahahaha I let him loose and asked him if he still wanted to go for my nuts. We could tell he wasnt talking cuss it was all he could do to hold his beer down lmao man i said nuts a lot in this post nuts Thats how ya do it!!Force feed that shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnmario Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 quote name='groundpounder2k2' date='Jun 14 2008, 12:03 AM' post='350420'] also when i have really really sour ass...........i like to pull the covers up over Abbys head....and hit her with a dutch oven.... lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w87will Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 The nastiest is when you have food poisoning. Not only are you able to squirt shit 25mph out of your ass, through the eye of a needle but your leaning over in the bath tub puking at the same time! Had it when I was younger. Did the shit/puke combo at least 5 times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w87will Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I just noticed I got alittle off topic. But to redem myself Ill give some advice. Do not even try to fart, Even if you think it is one when you have Food Poisoning. It will definately not come out a fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricM9104 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 chinese food ftmfl http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif , i made my truck smell like burnt mustard for a week cause of that shit, and pizza does me the same way, lol for april fools next yr someone needs to break a stink bomb i someones speakerbox and when they start to play it the hole car starts to fukin stinkLMFAO.i think at one point or another everyone has eaten while on the toiletFuck no.when i was little i went up to my dad sitting in a chair and said, "filtered or unfiltered" he's like, "what do you mean?" "filtered or unfiltered just choose." he said "unfiltered" i pulled my pants down and farted in his face and ran away lol, my mom came running downstairs, "your dad's up there gagging about to puke you little shit!" lol, ahh the good old days..ROFL. 2015 Honda Civic LX 4dr | 24k miles Stock H/U and mids/highs Power Acoustik GW3-12" D2 Sub HiFonics BXX1200.1D @ 1ohm Random 2.5^3' dual ported box NVX LOC Stinger wiring throughout 1977 Chevy SWB Cammed 350 Dual exhaust Cheap Wish stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin - STAPUFT Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 I tried not to post... but I couldn't stop myself. This thread is too damn funny. http://www.heptune.com/farts.html "Facts on Farts" - This is all you could ever need or dare I say want to know about the fart. 12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro Build & Comment Log Un-Interrupted Build LogYouTube Channel Chevy Trailblazer 5.1 Dolby Digital DTS Install You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzybizzy Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 i was in the car with my mom one day and we were driving home and i let out a silent killer for a good 2 seconds ... now the windows were down at the time.. and a few seconds later... my mom smells it and puts the windows up and says "whew a sewer line must have broke" grossest smell i have ever produced. you ain't been bizzy til you've been wit jizzy. Vehicle:: 2005 Saturn Ion Headunit:: Jensen 9312HD Speakers:: RE SE Coaxials Subwoofer(s):: (2) 15" RE SEs Amplifier(s):: Audiopipe AP1500.1D Audiopipe AP1504 Enclosure:: Sealed Wire: KNU KONCEPTZ 1/0 Battery:: Kinetik HC600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricM9104 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household. LMFAO! Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row? (Question submitted by MtBfTr) I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatus. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness. Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts. 2015 Honda Civic LX 4dr | 24k miles Stock H/U and mids/highs Power Acoustik GW3-12" D2 Sub HiFonics BXX1200.1D @ 1ohm Random 2.5^3' dual ported box NVX LOC Stinger wiring throughout 1977 Chevy SWB Cammed 350 Dual exhaust Cheap Wish stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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