Mcdonald's Customers

[00_XJ]

I hate when people "forget" to tell you they don't want something on their burger and then come back bitchin about how we messed it up like we were supposed to read their mind. Or the people that add and take off so much shit to their burgers that it takes up the whole damn screen.

But if you wanna have some fun, one time me and my friend weren't working so we called the Mickey Dees that we work at and told them we needed 25 cheeseburgers and 50 hot and spicys for our (insert name) construtcion business workers. Then 30 minutes later called them back and told them we had an emergency and needed to cancel our order. 10 minutes after that we walked in to get our checks and our manager gave us a couple free cheeseburgers and hot and spicys lol

[raytard]

this thread is now about drunken trips to fast food places

at my school micky dees is across the street from the bar on the border of campus, its a 3 block walk from my dorm to the intersection where the bar and mickeydees is, so its pretty darn popular.

one night after the bar i was going there for some food and then walking back to the dorm, met a fraternity brother with some guys from another fraternity walking through the drivethrough between two cars, so i hopped in with them (the seating area closes at 11, drivethrough is open till 2, it was like 1:50 or so)

we placed a huge order like you'd think a half dozen college guys with the munchies would place, and pulled up to the window to pay/get food...pretending like we were in a car, rolling down the window, pretending to sit, the whole nine yards, like on some wonderwoman invisible car shit. even messing with the radio and kicking eachothers seats for money, it was great. the lady was some 4 toothe'd fat townie that HATES me cuz i cursed her out at some point for going out of her way to fuck up my sandwich, but thats another story.

she thought it was the funniest thing ever, she gave us all free drinks and apple pies and took my buddie's number cuz she thought he was cute, it was the weirdest night ever.

they screwed up our order like you cant understand and it took 20 minutes of sitting in our invisible car in the parking lot to get what we wanted, but they gave us an entire friggin bag of cheeseburgers cuz it was closing time.

[AI James]

meh its mcdonalds

most of the time when i go there to get my kids happy meals everyone who works there is to stupid to get my order correct, and if im lucky they understand english

[Sick916]

dud i got you all beat i have a tranny that works at my local mcdonalds and now its a manager

anybody who goes to the norwood mcdonalds in sac can confirm

[ryde2idie]

I got one for ya, we were on a trip to jacksonville,Fl and we stopped in South Carolina to get a bite to eat. Now im from Hagerstown, MD but i usually dont have a problem understanding what someones tryin to say even with a thick accent,But this sum bish behind the cash register at mcdonalds had to have been the most incomprehensive person ive ever met in my life. let me give a description, he was about 5'11, 200 pounds,and was as dark as wesley snipes (im not being racist my fathers black and my mothers white i just want to paint a picture in your mind of what i was lookin at) ok so i step towards the counter and this is the best spellin of what he said "whashuneez" i was like huh? and he didnt even try to clear that word up a lil bit before he said it again "washuneez" so i jus said the hell with it and i was like i want a large double cheeseburger combo meal....ok so 8 mins later after he finds the right button to push he goes "youwonatlarge" i could understand that caus i heard the word large so i said yup. Then he goes, (and this is the backbreaker) "washuwontawrink" so now im on the floor lauphin caus i just realized that this cat has a mouth full of gold teeth, lookin like some mike jones behind the cash register. but i do finally bring myself to say yes i wanna Dr.Pepper. and as i walk out the door im like damn cashiers at mcdonalds must make bank!!

[EricM9104]

eugh....

McDouble's are cheaper than the double cheeseburger cause of one less slice of cheese and a pickle! Lol.

I rarely eat at McDonald's now although it's across the street from my work.

I avoid it now... Especially since it took 20 minutes for them to get some guy his coffee and 25 for them to get me two God damned McDouble's.

Stupid people piss me off, I'm a courtesy clerk, I get asked dumb questions all day long.

[bobonit]

My first job was McDonalds (27 years ago). We used to screw with the people in the drive through that were drunk. We would do the waynes world thing with the menu board (even before waynes world came out) where you make your voice break up and keep pressing and releasing the button to make static. Drunk people would keep try repeating their order, each time it would be different. Funny times.

Also, when we would be the drive through customers, as we drove away from the window, we would take the pickles off the burgers and fling then like little frisbees at the restaurant windows, they stick forever !!!

[now534]

im a manager at a mcdonalds i work at and get these a lot sometimes there funny sometimes its repetitive like last night 2 people i know ocme through and ask for peperoni pizza and my bigger boss was taking the order and i had a headset on i was like "damnit godfathers is down the road" they just are all like "shit wrong place my bad" and left. i hear it all though and its funny having a bi-lingual guy taking orders and the girls try to say there order in spanish.. we finally gave up and said just say it in english cause they were so horrible..

[Hugh G. Rection]

How hard is it to read the damn menu board when you are at McDonald's? They don't pay us to memorize that thing, and it's annoying when people ask for things we either no longer have or have never sold (Whopper's, Nacho Bell Grande's, Chicken Fries, yes I have had people seriously ask for these items)

how hard is it to get a damn order right when you do it for a living? i don't get paid to sit there at the drive thru and say my order 5 times and try to figure out what the dumb broad on the intercom means when she says "numba fo". and when i say "no onions and extra cheese" i dont mean "no cheese and extra onions".

its a retarded half-assed job in the first place, but somehow, morons across the country still manage to figure out a way to half ass it and screw it up.

and what is the requirement for being manager anyway?

district manager - "what is this"

employee - "hamburga!"

district manager - "and this?"

employee - "frensh fry!"

district manager - "congratulations, you are manager!"

if you spot an apple pie your district manager. and if you miss all the questions your manager trainee.

[bassboombottom]

how hard is it to get a damn order right when you do it for a living? i don't get paid to sit there at the drive thru and say my order 5 times and try to figure out what the dumb broad on the intercom means when she says "numba fo". and when i say "no onions and extra cheese" i dont mean "no cheese and extra onions".

its a retarded half-assed job in the first place, but somehow, morons across the country still manage to figure out a way to half ass it and screw it up.

and what is the requirement for being manager anyway?

district manager - "what is this"

employee - "hamburga!"

district manager - "and this?"

employee - "frensh fry!"

district manager - "congratulations, you are manager!"

if you spot an apple pie your district manager. and if you miss all the questions your manager trainee.

I think I should give them a gold star and a cookie when I clearly state, "Please hold the onions" (Ordering for Dad, he doesn't like onions) and they manage to get the order correct the first time. Not the second, third, or fourth time. Most of the time I get what I order there on the rare occasion I do go to a McD's. But you'll get that kind of problem pretty much any burger joint, or fast food place you go to.

Never worked under the Golden Arches. But if anyone here has gotten shit service from Arby's, I just want to say sorry, not all Arby's are like that. I knew pretty much every single item on the menu, save for about 3 deep-fry items and a sandwich.

I didn't mean for this post to piss anyone off. Just stating my experiences with fast food joints. Sorry if I pissed ya off.