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  1. Have you ever had the best sexy of your life and then realized your were by yourself the hole time..... Yea me either

    1. Crandis16
    2. Neckbeard

      Neckbeard

      you know....({}) <====3.....

    3. 97Jetta1637

      97Jetta1637

      i don't know and that picture doesn't help. please elaborate upon this conundrum.

  2. What a relief back on the grind tomorrow it's no $38.95hr but ill make due with $18.50hr and not miss out on time with my son

  3. Why am I not tire I'm only on 3hrs of sleep and I have to be up @6 again tomorrow is definitely gonna suck ass.

    1. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      I've had those days. Get very little sleep the night before and the next day, can't sleep or at least not tired. Not fun but do-able man.

    2. MarioB

      MarioB

      CR is one hell of a drug.

  4. I need to lose some weight, I gotta tell ya. I had athreesome last week, and I was all by myself.

  5. one minute of kissing burns 26 calories. no wonder those SLUTS are so damn skinny.

  6. Wtf really what the fuck is wrong with ppl?? Who the fuck does that totally killed my day.

  7. Having a vary predictive morning with Damian. Made french toast with bacon an eggs I put his creative mind to work with Legos and building blocks and now were on a mad session of playing with hot wheels

  8. Leave it to my son to wake up @1am and ask where his hot wheels are

  9. I'm feeling a Vegas trip here real soon..

  10. oh how i miss my boy blue he may look mean but he was the biggest teddy bear!!!!

  11. Fuck me running changed the o2 on the blazer and its running worse then ever. I guess I'll put the old one back in after I get out of p/t and head up to Scott Macrae/ Heather Macrae

  12. Beach bound after physical therapy

  13. I get my little guy tomorrow and I'm thinking we to do a little road trip up to Lynwood to get his favorite blanket and pillow I left there last time we were there.

  14. When your told you have extensive nerve damage and only 45% range of motion and it will never be more then that. Fucking awesome life time of pain and next to no feeling in my leg plus the nerve that going from your back to your leg will always cause you back pain yay me totally loosing this battle...

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Get over it, some of us got worse.

    2. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Sorry to hear that. There is no chance of it ever getting better? :(

  15. All I can say is my doctor better not put my ass back in that robot boot thing cuz I will not go to Auto Rama on crutches and in a whack ass boot not my idea of fun. It was bad enough being in Reno like that

  16. Being hungover and possibly re-breaking my foot today has sucked ass..

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      I really look forward to making fun of your future status updates.

  17. Ugh I think I'm pregnant trying to eat takis an there giving me hart burn!!

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      So now you've impregnated yourself?

    2. OrionStang
    3. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      i seriously doubt you had a though.

  18. About to go get white girl wasted!! Hope this idea pans out

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      You know what 'white girl' is, right?

      Be safe.

    2. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      Didn't he just bitch about women getting drunk and slutty?

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      He has also contracted an STD from himself.

  19. I need to head up to lincoln city and start scouting for surf city's finest and this time I wont be Handicapped but will top last years finest!!!

  20. Damn I need to get a little something going in the blazer for auto Rama it's just around the corner. Who has some cheap 12s?

  21. When a female thinks it funny to have no self respect and uses alcohol as an excuse to be a straight up hoe don't matter how fine you are that's fucking nasty and makes no man want but only to use you like a piece of trash. How about have some self respect close your legs cuz your breath stinks douche your shit and go to church cuz god for gives all sluts even the nastier ones with a blue waffle.. Random thought for the day..

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Blue waffle is unforgiveable

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Don't let the cat out of the bag, those chick make the world go round.

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      picture of said hoe?

  22. The awesome feeling and joy you get when your physical therapist tells you that you need surgery and is going to recommend it to the doctor... yay another six months of not being on a bridge... F.M.L

  23. Time to slip in to something sexy and take advantage of myself and hopefully I walk away with a kick ass STD!!!

    1. kickass audio

      kickass audio

      don't fuck with the mods. lol

    2. KillaCam
    3. TylerParrish

      TylerParrish

      ololoolololololololololololol

  24. Totally for got I have physical therapy at 730 in the morning this is going to suck....

    1. Leo1103

      Leo1103

      pt sucks when your doing it but trust me it's well worth it

  25. Watch the burn to ease my night..

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