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  1. Da fuq has Gunnem been??? Him and Brian hanging out or something? 

  2. Scrolling has been all messed up for me the last couple of days.  It will scroll straight to the bottom of a page with no user input, or keep going back to the top when I try to scroll down.  Only on this site.

  3. Anyone else ever heard of extra heavy duty tires because of system weight or is mechanic bsing me

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      _paralyzed_

      Yep. Load range. I run a higher load range on my van due to the weight of the handicapped conversion.  The lift side needed an additional leaf spring as well.

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  4. If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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      _paralyzed_

      And his dorky nephew was named Harold. That's my name! And I'm a dork!

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  5. Charlie Murphy peaced out!??!?? Da fuq!? I can't find how... and hope it's a fake story. 

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      _paralyzed_

      Man it would have been cool to hang with him.  His Mike Tyson lion story is funny as hell.  Well, all his stories are funny as hell. RIP

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  6. I'm kicking ass at rehab! (physical not chemical, get your minds out the gutter! lol)

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      _paralyzed_

      Sniffing the ones I can't grab!  Physical therapy chicks are hot.  All toned and shit.

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  7. Sean Spicer is one dumb mother fucker........ god what a dumb cunt... 

  8. haggled with verizon for 20 minutes, got $200 knocked off the phone prices and then added my ADM employee discount. Those verizon people are tight assses.

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      _paralyzed_

      I punched a snotty little kid with an iPhone 7 and got it for free.

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  9. Tomorrow morning I'll be checking into the hospital, finally getting my much needed heart surgery done. I'll be honest and say that yes I am a little nervous, but more excited than anything. I will be getting a mechanical valve put in. Did this for a few reasons. One reason being that they last a long time, basically it will last me the rest of my life. The other reason is well part of my first reason, and that's I don't want to go through this again. Yes this is my second open heart surgery, and I know what to expect. It's cause I know what to expect is why I don't want to do it again. In the end it will be worth all the pain I'll be in for a few months. 

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      _paralyzed_

      Best of luck.  I've got a surgery coming up. It's nerve racking for sure.

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  10. hmm, sell the z28 and put that money into the z06 and have a legit 850+rwhp or keep it, throw drag wheels and a 200 shot on it and have a nice dig car......

  11. hmm, sell the z28 and put that money into the z06 and have a legit 850+rwhp or keep it, throw drag wheels and a 200 shot on it and have a nice dig car......

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      _paralyzed_

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      Keep going till you pop the 1,000Whp mark.

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  12.  was gone a few days. Everything is different. I don't like change. It's scary and unfamiliar.

  13. Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop

  14. i got the "calvin and Hobbes complete collection" for christmas!

  15. Remember going to clubs and picking up strange? That was awesome.

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      _paralyzed_

      37 rejections followed by one taker make for a happy fellow.

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  16. kinda want to start model railroading.

  17. How does the BTL-NEO12 compare to DC Audio XLM2 12"? Since I can't make vs threads ~_~

  18. So my Son got engaged this week and on his return flight he is on the plane with Vanilla Ice and Tone Loc. He got his picture with them. Pretty cool :)

  19. "Saigon Kick - Love is on the way" .. I am telling you right now someone needs to bass boost it. Who ever thinks of a love song as a bass song but I'm telling you 'trust me'

  20. My last check from my former employer came without my vacation time on it, should I sue or something

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      _paralyzed_

      Well, what have they said? If they have said, no, we're not paying you, then sue.

      If not call HR there every day until you get it.

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