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ProMaxx316

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  1. I want to put a big block engine in my k1500

  2. Hdorre needs a gofundme page to come to Chicago, lol

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      hdorre can handle the Chi city. He couldn't even handle Connecticut

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  3. R.I.P. Phife dawg

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian

      Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation

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  4. who remembers where you were 30 years ago when the space shuttle challenger exploded

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I was a few months old. Most likely pooping my diapers and downing some milk.

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  5. 10's 12's 15's in da trunk, coils smellin like a 4th o july punk. clip clip clip, nokkin my bass. The sound smells like the popcorn im putting in my face.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Someone needs to get on that Fruity Loop studio and lay the track

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  6. I still think "Blazing Saddles" Is the best movie in the world

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I laugh even more thinking if they try to remake the movie with todays outlook.

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  7. Court in the morning, female judge. Why do I have a bad feeling in my gut?

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      when all else fails, just whip it out and put it on the table.

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  8. Someone come enjoy these starbucks polar bear cookies with me. I like them cause blood is coming out of their throats.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      nope. Your back pack is now being used as a spacer to keep a table from being to wobbling to much.

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  9. Someone come enjoy these starbucks polar bear cookies with me. I like them cause blood is coming out of their throats.

  10. My kid went on a field trip for school at the museum and they took a dna sample. That wasn't on the slip

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      It was a set up from baby mama. You gonna be on Maury. I work down the block from where they film it. After you get the results we'll hit the bars up.

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  11. Anyone running McLaren mids & tweets? Thoughts?

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      henter, thirst from NY is heading to Florida with the tahoe.

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  12. Don't tell someone something you are selling is theirs, then sell it to somebody else, with not even a PM reply. Especially BS when you've hooked up that seller before.

  13. Just saw that you can apply to be on Naked & Afraid. I think I will apply and see if I can make it on the show.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Get a SMD sticker on your ass cheek and hit up a tanning booth a few times.

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  14. You know what would be cool? Fuel cells and super caps instead of batteries. But FUUUU fuel cells are some EXPENSIVE sucekrs

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      paralyzed im thinking it up. first problem im running into is the radiation and chances of growing unwanted stuff.

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  15. Never again will I help wall a small car.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      back in my days i was walling cardboard boxes with 5.25 with masking tape.

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  16. Anybody heard of cande shop alternators

  17. Is anyone using a lithium battery in their setup?

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Im gonna be running a juice box 20ah. I should be getting that on monday

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  18. I bet if I put lithium batteries in my wheelchair I could jump the Grand Canyon.

  19. my wife just put on leopard print panties, but she's on the rag. i called her Cecil the lion and i was gonna track her for 40 hours and finish her off. she was not amused

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      That sounds like you earned a few weeks in the dog house

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  20. One cap to electric fly swatter? Maybe could be fun.

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