LT.Smoke

i think i could live off fruit snacks, hot pockets, and dr. pepper

i think i could live off fruit snacks, hot pockets, and dr. pepper

waiting on something that weighs 9 pounds and is hand made in calfornia. anyone wanna guess what it is

LT. Smoke - you got mail.  

LT. Smoke - you got mail.  

LT. Smoke - you got mail.  

LT. Smoke - you got mail.  

LT. Smoke - you got mail.  

ORIONSTANG- you should have a drop-box invite of some sort.....keep an eye out for it!

The Mayhem is a jaw dropper. People thought I had 3 12's, 2 15's, etc. They were like 'wtf' when the saw the single 12 sitting back there.

This State sucks dick, can't wait to go home.

Wife is gone for 5 days..... (yes, im that "guy" that struggles without)

Today is awesome. Been awake for 27 hours, played video games all night, went to the garage, got the car running, got a NICE job... Damn it's incredible how fast things can come together.

If anyone is looking for HIDs, I got a ton around. Message me your vehicle and Ill see if I have something. I know I have a few H13 kits (Jeep Wranlger, Ford F150), an H10 kit (Dodge Dakota/Durango), as well as others (Some H3, H7).

Just got named Forensics Examiner & Office Manager for my company. Youngest in the companies history feels GREAT !

Swat team outside my house, they told me to go inside... Hopefully they take that balling ass meth head who likes to sneak into my pool.

Haha, milf in a Tahoe told me to "turn it up" at a red light. Cool lady!

Is it weird when a chick says she "just wants to see them do it", referring to my dog and another neighbors dog of the same breed? She is early 20's, good looking, and Columbian or Venezualan(can't remember).

10am Tomorrow we go live and i give away the T2500.1bd! I will get everything ready tonight and make an announcement when i get ready to go live on Ustream. Sound good?

Wondering how to get rid of this sight wobbling i have when i get up to 75mph!?

When are people gonna stop dating Taylor Swift? She has written yet another song about how some dude played with her wittle heart and was a meany pants! Hooker! You're 22 years old. Grow up! Here's a little excerpt from her newest song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together":"I’m really gonna miss you picking fightsAnd me, falling for a screaming that I’m rightAnd you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine...

is learning how incredibly hard it is to find Funky Pup's on the internet

is learning how incredibly hard it is to find Funky Pup's on the internet

Love the looks of people's faces when I tell them I never been to Dennys. Though I need to go someday.

Love the looks of people's faces when I tell them I never been to Dennys. Though I need to go someday.