TylerParrish
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I suck.... SO MUCH dick. Like. SOOOOO MUCH.
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lmao
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HAHAHA
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Everyone's tryin to make it to the end of the game, I'm just tryin to lose as fast as i can.
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Try to catch a spider, accidentally kill it. FML
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Oh no. Are you okay?
Will I get you a tissue?
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Mom, we do nothing but fight, but it's Mother's Day. So if this somehow gets back to you.....I love you.
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"If you need it, I've got it."
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I need a blow job.
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Congrats Ken, you just found the neighbor with the pink lipstick! BAZINGA!!
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Damn, that sucks.
LOL
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I can nazi anything.
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I'm gassed, shouldn't have put "my" in there... need more concentration.
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You guys are terrible... Anne frankly its disgraceful.
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These puns are a gas. Now knock it off, it's in poor taste and camp jew see I need my concentration? Hurts this side of mein 6 million times over.
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why do people like their own statuses?
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lolok?
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>.> .. leave the swordfighting to the knights
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You know you guys got a little to mean when Orion says something is rough. Damn Coldblooded mofo's
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LMFAO
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Finally, a chance to escape this shit hole!
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Pulling in. He said "a chance to escape", doesn't mean he's going to pull out though
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that was too easy.
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I think his bf gave him a break from eating ass and they switched positions.
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I would give it all up for you (:
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If you ever go to prison, they're gonna love you. They'll probably throw a soup your way for "giving it up".
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Hey why dont you go get your balls back from your girl she was wearing them as earrings.
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Fucking whipped ass pussy. Go out and cheat you faggot. While your at it, fuck yourself.
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......and then i think of you.
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trolling your trollling acomplice thats a little low
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LOL I'm flattered
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Hahaha
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alright 4/20, you were fun and all, but i think its time to get serious and do some major sobering up for a very longgg time.
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Wow, i didn't know this updated with facebook.....gayyyyy. Anyways, thoughts on a new system? I'm talkin total makeover.
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and put your shirt down biebs, its all guys here..
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Teh geyz
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I can fix your status updates for you no problem.
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•Name: •How old you look: •Rate: •Would I Txt you: •Are we close: •The name I call you: •Are you worth my time: •Would I talk to you: •would I hug or kiss you:•do I love you :•Do I like your profile picture:•Do I trust you: •To be honest ? •Would I care if I lost you ? •First impression: •Have you ever made me laugh or smile? •Name in my phone ? •Would I marry you on fb...
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oh he's stopped.
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LOL outstanding!
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all this damn gay facebook shit is stupid.
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I'm tired of girls gettin mad over the dumbest shittt.
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Dating a mute = less bitching. My suggestion is to hit up a homeless shelter. Nothing but winners there. And as long as you feed and shower them, they'll have nothing to bitch about.
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Don't waste your time or breath on apologies. All they are are words to you, your apologies mean nothing, like broken promises. Its just what you do to get back on my good side, but not anymore.
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Nothin better than havin a shitty day at work when all of a sudden "Last Friday Night" starts playing in the kitchen.
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And its all again good, jellyness always come first, until i remember how much of a little whore you are (: and then reality kicks back in and ur yet again nothing more than the whore.
You know you guys got a little to mean when Orion says something is rough. Damn Coldblooded mofo's
