FreekDesignz Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 A little girl goes into her parents bathroom and they are both in the shower.... Mom gets out and little girl says, Mommy, what are those? Mommy says, those are breasts little girl says, when will I get some of those mommy says, just be patient and when you grow up you will get them mommy leaves bathroom....... Dad gets out of the shower and the little girl says , Daddy, what is that? Daddy says, that's a penis little girl says, when will I get one of those? Daddy says, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM GOES TO WORK!!! idk weather to barf or laugh......good one ♠ FreekDesignz Demo Collection ♠ Everything You Need To Know About Car Audio Torres' Box Tuning Calculator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rection Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 A little girl goes into her parents bathroom and they are both in the shower.... Mom gets out and little girl says, Mommy, what are those? Mommy says, those are breasts little girl says, when will I get some of those mommy says, just be patient and when you grow up you will get them mommy leaves bathroom....... Dad gets out of the shower and the little girl says , Daddy, what is that? Daddy says, that's a penis little girl says, when will I get one of those? Daddy says, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM GOES TO WORK!!! Owner of BigAss Ports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huh?do-what? Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 A little girl goes into her parents bathroom and they are both in the shower.... Mom gets out and little girl says, Mommy, what are those? Mommy says, those are breasts little girl says, when will I get some of those mommy says, just be patient and when you grow up you will get them mommy leaves bathroom....... Dad gets out of the shower and the little girl says , Daddy, what is that? Daddy says, that's a penis little girl says, when will I get one of those? Daddy says, AS SOON AS YOUR MOM GOES TO WORK!!! who wrote that? that guy from Fleetwood Mac? God damn its hot today. My balls are stuck to my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abervintageman42 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 i have a great joke! womens rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NcHalfrican Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why are women jokes acceptable, but race jokes are so taboo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corey0928 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 After a long day at school Johnny walks home from only to walk in the door and see his dad just absolutely plowing his mom. Johnny yells "omg dad what are you doing?!" Dad chuckles and says "don't worry about it just go up to your room and I'll be up there after we finish up." About 20 minutes later Johnny's dad walks up the stairs and hears thumping coming from Johnny's room. He opens the door and sees Johnny banging the hell out of his grandma. Johnny's dad scream "Johnny what the fuck are you doing?!" Johnny looks up and says "not so funny when its your mom now is it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasntme Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 One night little Jeremy goes downstairs to get a midnight drink of Pepsi and sees his mon and dad doing something on the couch. He asks mom and what are you doing? They say baking a cake, go back to bed. The next night he goes to get a drink of Sprite, and again he sees his mom and dad. He asks mom and what are you doing? They say baking a cake, go back to bed. The morning after next, Jeremy and his parents are having breakfast and Jeremy says Mom and Dad you were baking a cake again last night werent you? His parents reply, uhhhh yes Jeremy..., but how do you know? He replies BECAUSE I LICKED THE ICING OFF THE COUCH HAHA you'd expect weird shit from a kid that drinks that much soda lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Here's one more... After you fart loudly you say: "There's an asshole talking shit behind my back" lolpoopjokes. To go on with this joke "There's an asshole talking shit behind my back" "Yea they also have bad breath..." formerly known as Blue86f150 its a 4th order just because its tuned in the 40z doesnt mean it wont reach down and jiggle your balls at sub 30 hz frequencies. Regardless if they were dipped platinum and were stuffed in Beyonce's twat.....way too fucking exspensive this sux camel dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Fizzy Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why are women jokes acceptable, but race jokes are so taboo? OHMYGODDDDD. What the hell is wrong with people these days. Take a fucking joke. /rant. under construction I hate People with crappy primered cars rolling on hubcaps that are louder then me. u hate c-fizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skittlesRgood Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why are women jokes acceptable, but race jokes are so taboo? OHMYGODDDDD. What the hell is wrong with people these days. Take a fucking joke. /rant. i'm completely confused about what is ok here now. all i said was the guy liked chicken. who doesnt like chicken? chicken is fucking delicious. that post gets deleted but one race fucking a camel and a goat is ok, sexist jokes are ok... wtf? lol. I'm with you, they are just jokes but if one isnt ok then why are the others ok? If I answered you in a well mannered, informative way, you asked a good question or had a good attitude. If I was an asshole, you asked a stupid question or you had a fucktard attitude... or I was in a bad mood. Team BassickHU: Pioneer AVIC Z110Front: Peerless SLS 6.5", Peerless HDS 4", Rainbow tweeter - running activeAmp: JL HD600/4 and DC 4 channel (bridged to midbass)Processor: JBL MS-8Subs: 2x 12" AA MayhemsAmp: DC 3kElectrical: DC power 270xp alt. 1/0 big 4. XSpower D3400 and six D680s. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/121795-29-update-the-buick-is-getting-a-rebuild/ Top career scores: DBdrag 151.7 MECA SQ 82.25My SOTM build Yeah. im pretty sure they dont warranty retarded people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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