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This thread is full of win.. great to get a good laugh.

Me: If we were squires I would go in your hole and bust a nut

her: Lol, that made my night baby.

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For fucks sake, keep it simple.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

OR

You: Wanna play a game?

Her: Sure, what game?

You: Rape.

Her: No.......

You: That's the spirit.

i like the first one...it ALMOST worked once for me haha

just had this convo 3 minutes ago.

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HAHA love the wanna bang i mean wanna hang auto correct...ima use that...too bad all my other words are gonna be all jacked up haha

The response I got was....."Thats no way to speak to your mother" :pardon:

HAHAHAHA WIN!!!! thats hilarious :lol::rofl:

NoFearX18 said:

Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended

On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said:

i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL!

trainman0978 said:

I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P...

 

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Me: If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

her: haha that's cute :) u still coming tomorrow?

Me: I thought we could do that tonight

Her: lol ;) I have to work in a few hours, call me tomorrow.

Dam. Gotta wait till tomorrow lol.

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Tried it. Got snu-snu

Lol, reading that made my pelvis scared of being crushed

Thred is full of lulz

I keep it simple with my woman. Me, you, naked, bed, now!

Hahah damn cody

She ain't that sexy. I wouldn't even let her blow me. Those 10 pounds of make up would end up all over my crotch.

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fuck this thread is the funniest ive ever read on this site. had me rolling around the whole way through. def going to try some of these when i get credit :( hate having no money

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You be the judge.

Get it man! Lol chick I tried that on said the same thing, I love this thread. Keep em coming!

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I've got taco bell and condoms, what are your plans for tonight?

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I've got taco bell and condoms, what are your plans for tonight?

that's going in my sig

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