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my penis hurts, can you kiss it and make it better?

I'm Chris Hansen.... What's in the bag? Burger King? And condoms?

Uh..... uh..... we were just going to talk, I swear.....

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OMG, I just went through this whole fucking topic and OMG it is epicly funny.

On 11/20/2012 at 8:54 PM, AMI CUSTOMS said:

Turned mine up today at a light, guy next to me his steering wheel started moving and he looked over at me like I was a magician lol.

On 5/9/2012 at 8:45 PM, skittlesRgood said:

fuck the plating. look at what the main metal used is. you could buy unicorn blood plated terminals but if its just covering up dog shit, whats the point

On 4/10/2013 at 12:26 PM, mrd6 said:

I'll admit, half way through sanding that fiberglass in the rain and cold while I was all itchy I was definitely starting to question why i was doing this haha

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Do you like giraffes? Well there aren't any giraffes around here, so lets fuck. It's cheaper than going to the zoo.

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looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

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so what thread is she in in 18+?

none yet. iv known her since high school, and back when she was 17 she took som neked pics for her boyfriend at the time, and when they broke up he sent them all around the school. ever since then she has been real touchy about sending 18+ pics of herself to anyone. im tryin tho.

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so what thread is she in in 18+?

none yet. iv known her since high school, and back when she was 17 she took som neked pics for her boyfriend at the time, and when they broke up he sent them all around the school. ever since then she has been real touchy about sending 18+ pics of herself to anyone. im tryin tho.

lol so this chick got scarred for life because her ex sent nekked pics of her all around the school, and now here you are trying to get nekked pics of her to post on the internet?

that's kind of a dick move dontcha think? lol

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some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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so what thread is she in in 18+?

none yet. iv known her since high school, and back when she was 17 she took som neked pics for her boyfriend at the time, and when they broke up he sent them all around the school. ever since then she has been real touchy about sending 18+ pics of herself to anyone. im tryin tho.

lol so this chick got scarred for life because her ex sent nekked pics of her all around the school, and now here you are trying to get nekked pics of her to post on the internet?

that's kind of a dick move dontcha think? lol

eh one could take it that way. besides im 99% sure that nobody in the 18+ section would be a dick about it. it would stay there

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I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs.

More box builds

some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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