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Maaan...some of the comments had me rolling....hahaha!

funniest one is:

how old is she?

She just turned 18, I believe.

:rofl:

 

 

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Next time she tries to punch you in the stomach, whip your wiener out and chase her around. Show her who's boss.

sigged.. Just couldn't help that one!!!

Too late dude I got that shit days ago hahaha.

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Well I guess punching a woman is a good way to test your strength! You never know how strong you are until you cold-cock a woman in the head and break that bitches jaw.

Next time she tries to punch you in the stomach, whip your wiener out and chase her around. Show her who's boss.

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But really though, how would she try to kill you in the first place? The only women I've ever met in my life that had any idea how to use a gun had some sort of military or police training, and this bitch is 18, I'm sure she doesn't have either of those. She must be some 350 pound, knuckle draggin, free-willy lookin ass bitch. Shit like the girl Eddie Murphy played in Norbit.

TEAM DC

Everything is a 150 on th earometer

Well I guess punching a woman is a good way to test your strength! You never know how strong you are until you cold-cock a woman in the head and break that bitches jaw.

Next time she tries to punch you in the stomach, whip your wiener out and chase her around. Show her who's boss.

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I had no idea that my zingers would be do popular lol. Stay tuned though, I'm pretty sure I have some more good ones coming :)

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Probably got his ass beat for trying to whip out his meat stick

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N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol

srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight

looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

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WAIT WAIT

you're scared for your life from a girl? .. she assaulted you?

SMACK that hoe

lol thats funny. i know a guy got failed out of the police academy because he failed a scenario where a woman walked up to him after climbing out of a window. he didnt think a woman could overpower him. she walked up to him and "stabbed" him with a hidden knife. that's all it takes.

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Probably got his ass beat for trying to whip out his meat stick

Happens to the best of us.

I just hope she didn't hold him down and fhita with something.

And the fact more than one person agrees does not make it a circle jerk, it makes it a bukkake scene and you're in the middle ;)

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