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Seriously though. My damn luck. Who in the fuck designs YELLOW tranny fluid. and puts the word OIL next to the damn plug. What a fucking mess I have to deal with tomorrow.

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On 10/3/2013 at 10:00 AM, ROLEXrifleman said:

Anyone who says they knew everything they wanted out of life at 19 can go suck a bag of dicks cause they are lying to themselves or brought up in a cult.

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Whaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?

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looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

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Whaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?

She got a new car and my Dad wanted me to do her oil change and show her how to change it. Threw the car up on ramps, looked and found what I though to be the oil plug. Read the message next to it, and said "See manual for OIL filling" or something along that line. Started draining it, saw it was YELLOW and though damn, didn't need an oil change. Swapped on the new filter. Then put oil in it an noticed that it was like an inch high on dipstick. Saw that and was confused as shit. Did some brainstorming and smelled the drain pain and thought SHIIIIIT. Went to autozone and they don't even have the damn tranny fluid in stock, and can't get it. Something about CTF. FUCK FORD

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On 10/3/2013 at 10:00 AM, ROLEXrifleman said:

Anyone who says they knew everything they wanted out of life at 19 can go suck a bag of dicks cause they are lying to themselves or brought up in a cult.

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Holy shit. Bad luck Grant.

My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild

N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol

srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight

looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

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Tranny oil

Motor oil.

OIL!

:P

Tranny FLUID

Engine OIL :finger:

Fucking ford and their fancy trannys.

Got it all taken care of today. 90$ to replace the tranny fluid. Was throwing a bunch of codes at first, now everything is cool.

It is a cool tranny though, I'll give them that. Accelerating from 0-60, (not ripping on it, just normally) the tach DOESN'T leave 2k rpm. I literally could not feel it shift.

Oh, for anyone wondering, it is a Ford Five-Hundred.

 

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On 10/3/2013 at 10:00 AM, ROLEXrifleman said:

Anyone who says they knew everything they wanted out of life at 19 can go suck a bag of dicks cause they are lying to themselves or brought up in a cult.

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Tranny oil

Motor oil.

OIL!

:P

Tranny FLUID

Engine OIL :finger:

Fucking ford and their fancy trannys.

Got it all taken care of today. 90$ to replace the tranny fluid. Was throwing a bunch of codes at first, now everything is cool.

It is a cool tranny though, I'll give them that. Accelerating from 0-60, (not ripping on it, just normally) the tach DOESN'T leave 2k rpm. I literally could not feel it shift.

Oh, for anyone wondering, it is a Ford Five-Hundred.

CVT

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Tranny FLUID

Engine OIL :finger:

Fucking ford and their fancy trannys.

Got it all taken care of today. 90$ to replace the tranny fluid. Was throwing a bunch of codes at first, now everything is cool.

It is a cool tranny though, I'll give them that. Accelerating from 0-60, (not ripping on it, just normally) the tach DOESN'T leave 2k rpm. I literally could not feel it shift.

Oh, for anyone wondering, it is a Ford Five-Hundred.

CVT

Yuuuuuup That'd be it

 

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On 10/3/2013 at 10:00 AM, ROLEXrifleman said:

Anyone who says they knew everything they wanted out of life at 19 can go suck a bag of dicks cause they are lying to themselves or brought up in a cult.

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Tranny FLUID

Engine OIL :finger:

Fucking ford and their fancy trannys.

Got it all taken care of today. 90$ to replace the tranny fluid. Was throwing a bunch of codes at first, now everything is cool.

It is a cool tranny though, I'll give them that. Accelerating from 0-60, (not ripping on it, just normally) the tach DOESN'T leave 2k rpm. I literally could not feel it shift.

Oh, for anyone wondering, it is a Ford Five-Hundred.

CVT

Yuuuuuup That'd be it

Really cool things, those CVT's. My dad was really weary(sp?) of them at first for longevity but he has several customers with well over 150k miles on them in Five Hundred's and Edge's.

On 1/4/2013 at 9:31 PM, HatersGonnaHate said:

Wow. 184 posts and I think you're a fucking asshole.

 

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