My "Crappy" day at work....Literally.

[curse]

Okay, I work at a grocery store as a grocery clerk, meaning i stock shelves and condition the store up.

But today, I experienced something I never thought I would have to experience in my life.

My manager got a call from someone at customer service to go clean something up in the woman's bathroom.

I thought maybe like some piss on the floor or some other women shit.

But When I was heading in there I get a notice from the lady at customer service saying I should wear gloves,

I ask why and she responds with, "it's a girl's panties". I'm like what the fuck, I'm not even the janitor and i'm cleaning up some chicks britches.

So I get some gloves and head in for my dirty deed.

I yell, "hello, is anyone in there", to make sure I don't scare any ladies and then I head in after no response.

I look in the first stall, no panties, second stall, no panties, and then I open up the third stall I look down and see this pair of white underwear with a shit stain on it. I'm like okay, not too bad, so I reach down and pick it up and i'm like what the fuck, this is heavy! I Look down and there is a huge freaking turd in it, not just a little shard or a stain, a huge turd that looks like it came out of the ass of bigfoot himself.

I ran over to the trash can and threw that thing in there.

I walked out of the restroom and felt like I was going to throw up.

It is by far the nastiest thing I've seen in my life and i'm very scared to do any more cleanups in the women's bathroom.

I Had no idea that there were people out there that would seriously take a shit in there pants and just leave their underwear there.

I knew women did some seriously screwed up things in the bathroom but I think this is way out of line. lololol

I too work as a grocery clerk doing bagging/carts/cleanups or other random things like stocking ice when required.

we had a situation pretty close to this but not AS bad, thankfully they just called in the clean up crew thats payed to do that shit instead of making me or someone else do it xD

[00_XJ]

lol thats almost worse than the time me and a buddy of mine had to clean up a co workers friggin tampon off the bathroom floor in the employee bathroom

it was indeed used

I worked at a pizza parlor when I was 15 and saw this shit more than once. I literally vomited the first time.

Women are seriously the nastiest people in the bathroom.

[Baydestrian]

When I worked at Lowes as a Loader my job entailed grabbing Special Orders, Pushing carts, changing the garbage in front of the entrance/exit and cleaning the bathroom

One time cleaning the womens bathroom I had to clean period blood running down the toilet, another time a woman left a huge piece of shit in the toilet, another time a lady clogged the toilet with shit and I found it like that.

Men's was worse though, nothing too bad when I had to clean the bathroom but when I moved up to Lumber and had to use the bathroom I've seen mens shit stained underwear sitting next to a toilet. One time it was the worst thing I had ever seen; it looked as though this guy had explosive diarrhea and shot it out as he went to sit down, it was all over the wall and toilet seat, even had shit on the floor which he just covered with toilet paper. IDK how the new loader cleaned it but it was freakin disgusting

[slugdub]

This should cheer you up!

[BeatBox]

This is some real SHIT lol we had that happen at work twice....

first time: it was in the guys bathroom someone took a dump on the floor between the toilet and the wall...went too look and like a 6in monster turd just chilling there un attended lol

second time: some one again in the guys bathroom, we have regular house toilets where it has that part to hold the water, and so someone decided it would be funny to take a crap in that upper part. So that when u flush it everytime it would fill up with shitty watter

[z71kris]

This is some real SHIT lol we had that happen at work twice....

first time: it was in the guys bathroom someone took a dump on the floor between the toilet and the wall...went too look and like a 6in monster turd just chilling there un attended lol

second time: some one again in the guys bathroom, we have regular house toilets where it has that part to hold the water, and so someone decided it would be funny to take a crap in that upper part. So that when u flush it everytime it would fill up with shitty watter

Upperdecker...

You threw it in the trash, didn't it stink the place up?

[BeatBox]

Upperdecker...

You threw it in the trash, didn't it stink the place up?

YES UPPERDECKER lol As Far as i kno, one of the managers had to take it out, but it smelled even after a day...but no flood!

[Dan208]

pics or it didnt happen

Back in high school I worked at a local grocery store and we had to clean up shit in the bathrooms all the time. Shit on the toilet, floor, walls, etc from both men and women.

Several years ago at my current place of employment someone had dropped a log in one of the toilets. I shit you not (no pun intended) this thing was as big around as an aluminum pop can.

[TheSundownFire]

One day at work someone shit their pants and walked through the store and left a trail all the way to the bathroom. Thank god it was my day off.

[R_Mac_1]

LOL, that shit's nasty. Literally...

What grocery store do you work at? County Market?