superdave07 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 -Easier than a midget playin limbo.. -Like a one legged man in an ass kickin contest -Thats what she said Thats all i have for now Xterra * 69 Camaro * Audi S5 36 Ford * 51 Mercury looking for wire sponsor www.flyracing.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_stud Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 me and this guy i use to work with were at some ladys house and she barley had any teeth, dude said " i bet she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. guy was country as fawk. i edited in what i have heard 1998 Nissan 200sx NOW: Dex-p98r head Planet Audio 300.4 mids and highs Planet Audio/Pioneer tweeters/crossovers Skar SK1500.1 3 SKAR Vvx15 dual 4 wired at .63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac74 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 she is so hot she can suck the chrome off a bumper, she can suck a golfball through a garden hose,shit fire and save match's 99 suburban 20" boss motorsport wheels big 3 installed (thanks Iraggi) alpine 9886 deck kenwood 11 band eq fosgate t5002 amp running sub kenwood ps200 amp running components jl xr components in front doors jl xr 6.5 in rear doors jl in rear roof 1 FI Q 18" with bp enclosure 8 cubes 138 sq" port 34hz Iraggi 220 ho alt (RF 1500bd coming soon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Knights Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Rumor has it that a can of tuna smells better than she does. Just heard a guy say that a little while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superdave07 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 "so good, she could suck start a leaf blower" "Shes so loose, looks like a shriveled up grape fruit hangin from a tree" "Shes so loose, she spread her legs looked like a slab of roast beef fallin out of a bun" "She spread her legs, i was lookin for the bat symbol, swear i'd seen the bat cave!" And thats it for now enjoy.... Xterra * 69 Camaro * Audi S5 36 Ford * 51 Mercury looking for wire sponsor www.flyracing.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baydestrian Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 You know what they say, once you kill a cow, you gotta cook a burger-Lady Gaga Me and my friend were rollin when we heard this last night...Lady Gaga & Beyonce-Telephone video if you dont know 2015 Mazda 6 JVF Customz 4.0 Proto 15>Wolfram W4500 @ .5ohm 2 Sundown Neo 6.5 + 2 CT Meso Tweeters (Front) x Kicker KS6.5 (Rear)>JL Audio VX400/4i NSB-AMG35 (front) / 40ah Lithium Headway (Rear) built by Erni Audio & Electrical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
412 CVX Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 hate to be the ass that brings a thread back from the dead, but i just had to post a couple. "her pussy looks like a grenade went off in a deli" "she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob" "i'd rather stick my dick in a blender...twice." Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs. My temp system build log More box buildssome cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches! I'm with captain stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baydestrian Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Damn, her ass fatter than a swamp possum with the mumps!" -from the movie ATL (with T.I.) 2015 Mazda 6 JVF Customz 4.0 Proto 15>Wolfram W4500 @ .5ohm 2 Sundown Neo 6.5 + 2 CT Meso Tweeters (Front) x Kicker KS6.5 (Rear)>JL Audio VX400/4i NSB-AMG35 (front) / 40ah Lithium Headway (Rear) built by Erni Audio & Electrical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifted_silverado Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 You can polish a turd but when youre done al you have is a shined up turd. Im bout as pissed as a one armed blonde climbin a tree. Makes me madder than bein put in a round room and bein told piss in the corner Everythings in the attic or garage since the truck was sold last year. New build should be coming soon in a dodge cummins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioB Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Bosses are like diapers always on your ass 12- DC Audio m2Lvl3 12's1- Hertz HSK3 way2- DC5K's2- ZX350.42- Stinger SP1500D batteries in rear3- runs of 1/0ga. to the rearTeam DC Audiodcsoundlab.com Quality is all in how you take pictures I have plenty of projects that look WAY better on camera then in person crazy to fit so many in so little. Reminds me of some of the porns I've seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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