Superjay Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 that's gayer than rainbows flying out of a unicorn's ass while blowing George Michael and watching Sex in teh City Principal JTech Consulting - Leader in 12-Volt Training and Product PlanningIt's not about how much power you have, but how well you use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderLoK Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 He doesn't know his asshole from a hole in the ground Dumber than a box of rocks She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose Put the peddle to the metal You're cruising for a bruising Shit the bed ...I had some more but while I was reading all the posts to make sure they weren't said I forgot some. He acts like his shit don't stink If at first you do not succeed, you are doing it wrong! -ARSCheck out my walled TBSS build over here4 Fi Team 18s on 2 Cactus K9 DS18 doors on 2 MBQ 1Ks, Vifa pillars on a STL4.500 Pioneer X8500 6 XS Power D7500, 1 3400S Second Skin 2 270a Mechman Alts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepsilencer Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 1.is she taken?what,that's my sister 2.thats what she said 3.sadly I'm not ur father,ur adopted TEAM FLEX ISSUES,TEAM DC AUDIO 2000 Silverado Ext 1500 v.3 (Walled Silverado) 4 DC Power 270a Alts on A DC Power Quad Alt Bracket XS Power VCM,Stinger Volt Meters 4 AA Mayhem 18s 2 DC Audio 9.0ks Strapped 1 DC Audio 175.4 4 Selenium 6.5s & 4 Selenium 8s 4 Selenium Super Tweeter st350s 72 SQ Ft Of Stinger Roadkill Expert Alpine CDA 9887 XS Power d3400(Hood),6 XS Power d3100s(Bed) & much more..... 2011 Meca CA State Champion & State Record Holder In M5 Meca SPL:158.2 Meca P&P:137.4 DB Drag:159.1 USACI:161.2 BUILD LOG.....YOUTUBE CHANNEL.....FEEDBACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronic2001 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I gotta drop the cosby's off at the pool I gotta take the browns to the super bowl Sayings when u gotta sh!t I'm gonna take a post from this guy at blade forums n post it. It's pretty funny. Hold on Pioneer deh-8300UB 6- Image Dynamics CSX6.5v2 4-Image Dynamics XS-28 tweeters 4-Sundown Audio sa8v2's 1-Sundown Audio SAX-200.4 1-Sundown Audio SAX-1200d 1-Mechman 270a alternator 1-XS Power D3400 under hood Second Skin Damplifier Pro Deadener Kicker & Knukoncept 1/0 wiring Big 3 upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronic2001 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Not a saying just thought it was funny A rich guy and a poor guy are at the bar; a topic of wife’s birthdays came up. The rich guy says: for my wife’s birthday I bought her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, if my little pookie doesn’t like the ring she can still enjoy this beautiful car. The poor guy replies; for my wife’s birthday I’ve got her a pair of slippers and a dildo, so if my “little pookie” doesn’t like the slippers she could go and f*** herself. Pioneer deh-8300UB 6- Image Dynamics CSX6.5v2 4-Image Dynamics XS-28 tweeters 4-Sundown Audio sa8v2's 1-Sundown Audio SAX-200.4 1-Sundown Audio SAX-1200d 1-Mechman 270a alternator 1-XS Power D3400 under hood Second Skin Damplifier Pro Deadener Kicker & Knukoncept 1/0 wiring Big 3 upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronic2001 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 One more just caus I enjoyed reading this thought u would to. The title to the post was will you please shut up... A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at over 80 miles per hour, Sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control" As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!" The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you"re not wearing your seat belt, Sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking." Pioneer deh-8300UB 6- Image Dynamics CSX6.5v2 4-Image Dynamics XS-28 tweeters 4-Sundown Audio sa8v2's 1-Sundown Audio SAX-200.4 1-Sundown Audio SAX-1200d 1-Mechman 270a alternator 1-XS Power D3400 under hood Second Skin Damplifier Pro Deadener Kicker & Knukoncept 1/0 wiring Big 3 upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
412 CVX Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 "i'm madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down the hill" Just say no to Ground Pounder Customs. My temp system build log More box buildssome cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches! I'm with captain stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
95legwagon Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 her pussy smells worse than a shit house on a tuna boat.- my dad (talkin bout some nasty chick we saw walkin down the road in tampa couple years ago) lmao thats gross i think there real i was looking through that guys stuff he sells and it looks like he finds stuff at auctions and just sells it Yea, it looks like someone got the mids about a month ago....shit. If I had a whole Hertz front stage my ears would jizz all over my cheeks. / LOL My Low Budget Build: Green 1995 Subaru Legacy wagon 147k- $1K headunit- pioneer premier deh-p650-$25 4 Lead acid batts. 1 up front and 3 in back- vented outside.- $50 4 vvme L11 10"s <- $30 shipped a piece 6 cu. ft box (after displacment) tuned to 32ish hz with 10 inch sonotube. -about $50 all together maybe a lil more 2 aspm 1300 strapped Selenium 6"s in the front doors on headunit power- for now -$20 quantum tweets in door-for now -$10 boston acoustic 5 1/4 in rear doors- for now-Free big 3 1/0 and 4awg throughout. roof sound deadened (not peel n seal ftw)-free on 80 amp alt (bench tested to put out 100 amps faithfully) <--?-$10 for test about $430 for everything<----Not bad at all still gotta add 3 way crossover, amp for front and rear door speakers and maybe eq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techaninna Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Higher than 10 hippies" "Pussy is pussy, salt is salt, if you aint got none it aint my fault" "More room out there than there is in here boss" as he throws trash out the window on the interstate "Dick pays the bills not pussy" while on the phone with his girlfriend LOL I used to work with a guy named crazy Dave and he had a bunch of these type of sayings Rebuild coming soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronic2001 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My buddy always tells his woman to shut her cock sucker it cracks me up. Pioneer deh-8300UB 6- Image Dynamics CSX6.5v2 4-Image Dynamics XS-28 tweeters 4-Sundown Audio sa8v2's 1-Sundown Audio SAX-200.4 1-Sundown Audio SAX-1200d 1-Mechman 270a alternator 1-XS Power D3400 under hood Second Skin Damplifier Pro Deadener Kicker & Knukoncept 1/0 wiring Big 3 upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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