bcpballer64 Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 I am sure this is a re-post but it is still funny. I saw this in the form of a TV commercial. - Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. - If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. - If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. - If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. - He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. - He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. - If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. - If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. - He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. - Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax-deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30am on January 1st. - If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. - He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. - While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. - This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. - Amazing isn't it? However... - If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins. Quote "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)
Torres Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 this was posted in the random picture post. shit is crazy to think about tho lol Quote
knowledge Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 yeah i seen this, thought it was funny Quote REFF'SMy linkEBAYhttp://feedback.ebay...ck&myworld=trueI love car audio so much because I will never be done. I can never win, and I will never get it finished or perfect. It always has me coming back for more, I can never get my fill of it, but I get what I need.
CJ18 Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 I am sure this is a re-post but it is still funny. I saw this in the form of a TV commercial. - Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. - If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. - If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. - If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. - He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. - He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. - If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. - If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. - He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. - Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax-deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30am on January 1st. - If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. - He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. - While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. - This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. - Amazing isn't it? However... - If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins. I have one to add. Jordan can buy 148 DC Level 6 18s with 1 days income. Quote
loganberry Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 Shits way old, heard about this in 6th grade Quote My F-150 Build GET ON THE BANDWAGON what if they tried messing with the amps when the subs werent louder hahah jk
hdorre Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 I have one to add. Jordan can buy 148 DC Level 6 18s with 1 days income. Woah, those subs are expensive! I honestly don't know what I would do with all that money... Quote On 5/8/2011 at 7:38 PM, Kranny said: On 5/8/2011 at 7:35 PM, 'Maxim' said: It hurts me inside when I read stuff like this and remember you're 15 LMFAO so true Mitsubishi 3000GT (Old Build) Headunit: Pioneer 80PRS Frontstage: (2) McLaren Audio MLT-2 Tweeters & (4) PRV Audio MR Series Neo 6.5" Mids Substage: 4 15" Hybrid Subs - Tantric Motors & Sundown Softies Amps: Banda 2.4D Amp (Tweets), American Bass VFL 350.4 (Mids), and (2) Ampere 3800s Electrical :Singer 260A Alt & JY Power Lithium 2005 Chevy Colorado Ext Cab Headunit: Pioneer 80PRS Frontstage: 4 PRV 700Ti Tweets & 6 10" Delta Mids on 3000wrms Substage: 6 Fi BTL 18s in a 4th Order Walkthrough on 3 Wolfram 4500s Electrical: Singer "390" and JY Power My Official Feedback Thread
uhoh_45 Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 Shits way old, heard about this in 6th grade what you think your cool logan you think your better then everyone else or something huh cause you heard it before us well guess what it is rather old but still informative Quote R.I.P! (Nov-29-2009) 92 explorer - 4 Atomic Apxx 15s duel .7s - 4rth order bandpass wall -4 powerbass XA-3000D's - 16 8volt batts wired to 16 volts - (9+/9-) runs 0gauge - 152.3 Db @ 29hz BUILD LOG current build 97 chevy lumina4 - 1 Atomic Apx 18 - 6 cube slot port trunk sealed off - 1 powerbass XA-3000D - 2 optima G31s in spare tire18 1 run 1/0 lumina build log
Swaggasaur Posted November 11, 2010 Report Posted November 11, 2010 is it true? Quote BHE Wall Build TEAM DC Audio TEAM XS POWER1986 Monte Carlo KMC Nova's 20"4 DC XL's W/ PSI Recones2 DC 5k'sPioneer PRS 8010 Audio Technix 6 XS Power D3100's 1 XS Power D3400 Mechman 220a Alternator
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