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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. I might have to "like" one of my own posts

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    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Its funny as hell if it is the one I like!!

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! It's so true though. I gotta hide shit in my car cause of that asshole, lol.

  2. Cotto vs. Canelo..... Can't wait!

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      Mayweather..... Spellchecker sucks

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      What this fights gonna lead to is a mega fight with GGG. I'm pretty sure Canelo will win and he's big enough to fight GGG so that could be the fight of the year

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      Canelo needs more experience to be honest. He cant just brawl like that and specially with good fighters.

  3. Do not drink tiger blood, it has AIDS in it.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm not at all and it's not funny, except it's him.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Is it still cool to snort tiger blood?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      What would Charlie do

  4. If you didn't serve in the military, I don't really care at all about what you're gonna do to ISIS if they come to your town.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      They also have destroyed multiple communication pathways for them and recruitment processes. Anonymous has been at war with them for quite some time.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It seems like they are still recruiting though and I don't think they need a gofundme page

  5. The bears coaching staff from last year should be ashamed of their self

  6. When the fuck did I become unc

  7. I called in sick today and already put a personal in for tomorrow.

  8. It used to be nice where I live. Now there's hostage situations and shit

  9. Will FI have a black friday deal

    1. Kyblack76
    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      They always do. I bet if you message them now they might give you a deal

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I messaged them on facebook and didn't get a reply. Kyle, you da man on there, holla at someone for me, lol

  10. Black Jesus is funny as hell

    1. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      Come on peeeeeeeeuuump! Show is awesome

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I just started watching it. I was at work bored and pulled up on the computer. I'm at home with a Swisher enjoying it the right way

  11. I'm gonna wear my ray rice jersey with a pillow underneath and a can of beer for halloween and go as a woman beater. Is there anything I should add?

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    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      You're a few hours too late as well. Anyways, if you haven't noticed most of my statuses are jokes.

  12. I'll be the one too ask. Are there any black friday deals coming up?

  13. The hat was a nice choice, lol

  14. If I beat up my boss on an off day, can I be fired

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Leave no evidence, if you catch my drift.

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      Depends on what type of beating off you are doing to him.. Reach around or straight forward? That's not the way to get promoted

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  15. I don't see how anyone can see this dude smile and be happy and have some negative shit to say. You aren't coming out your pocket. I hate that shit. It's obvious he doesn't have a lot of shit and seems real appreciative to get whatever he's getting.
  16. Find a loaded shotgun and check the barrel for debris. While checking, squeeze the trigger and see how fast the projectile launches and let me know.
  17. If I put my system in my insurance, how would I prove I had it without a receipt?

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      just so you know.. my brother got a $2500 kenwood deck installed at his house for a $500 deck that was stolen. it pays to have good insurance.. he had not receipt and if he did they would have gave him $500 but they gave him what was the insurance worth..

    3. FourRings

      FourRings

      its doable,take pics of everything installed and serial numbers and then find and print out 3 adds to show aprox retail cost of each amp,sub etc etc.Some companies may want more others less but either way it can be done without receipts but it takes work and lastly either your agent or a company rep will want to inspect the car too.If you have any problems you might have to find a new agent or company.

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      they will send an agent to see the damages. my brother got more than what the gear was worth because he was paying extra fees on top of the regular insurance fees. they just came over to make sure there was a theft

  18. The cinnamon horchata sam adams is actually pretty good.

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