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  1. on the ohio turnpike heading west, around mile marker 235, Alicia at the service center gas station is fine as fuck.

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    2. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      lol. I hate when I see them and don't speak. Then go back later and never see them again

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I spoke but I couldn't go hard. We had a little convo about using the debit card, lol

  2. whot got COD4 on ps4

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    2. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Right on man. Im not a fan of cod but im thinkin of getting bf1. Im all set up on gta so when u decide to get it i can help you make lots of cash. My ps name is vimfinius

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      fuck it, I'll get it when I get back from D.C.

    4. SkarredSierra
  3. who got the COD4 on ps4

    1. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      You get on gta online ahmed?

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      naw not yet, I will. I just started getting decent again on the call of duty. I hate that new shit though

  4. send me 100 and we can make 800

  5. Fuck it, I'm playing in the turkey bowl this year

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Well nevermind. They had 20 year old ringers from NWU

  6. I made up my mind to get a ps4 on black friday but now I want to say fuck the $50 savings and get it tomorrow

  7. My last check from my former employer came without my vacation time on it, should I sue or something

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      THe teachers where I used to work is going on strike next week. I might have to get in front of a camera and tell all the dirty shit I know

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      U try talkn with ur union rep yet?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm not in that union anymore and they was pissed at me for working as a maintenance tech for 4 hours at full time janitor pay

  8. I saw Trump on the fresh Prince. He's probably why uncle Phil is dead. Fuck that bitch

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Donald shaved Vince McMahon too?!?!? This has gone too far

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hilary was kind of thick on major Payne but Ashley was that business

    4. Jessica
  9. I wish I bought a 15 last year. Now I might have to go 2 18's

  10. So with this war getting ready to happen, we pretty much won't have an election right

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    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      If I was President, I'd hustle us right up out of the national debt, lol

  11. I gotta do 5 hours of anger management. I sure hope I don't Jack Nicholson, lol

  12. I know I'm getting old. I done became the friendly black guy, lol

  13. Spent ten minutes

    1. Keith77

      Keith77

      Thats a long jack off session.

    2. DLHgn

      DLHgn

      Nah, on the low side of average.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      sad day when you don't even know how to please yourself :(

  14. If you put dollar general oil in your car, you deserve what happens to you in LIFE

  15. Money comes to me pretty easy but time with my kids seem to be fucking impossible

    1. s5300

      s5300

      Hook me up with some dough and I'll be your 'life coach' ;)

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Are you afraid to go to jail, lol

  16. My life depends on whether I win this sub. Please I hope I win.

  17. Help me out here since most of my FB friends want to be scared, is there a real chance that we go to war with Russia

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      No way it would be traditional warfare,

      Neither would win a battle on the others turf, period.

      We go to Russia we get our ass kicked, they come here they get their ass kicked.

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Don't like that they our doing massive nuclear drills. Sort of concerns me. Hope Hillary doesn't come into power because who knows what will happen.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  18. I can't get a signal from my router to my living room. I'm thinking of suicide now

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    2. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Get a big insurance policy first

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Check your Ethernet cable

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's connected because I can get on my PC, the signal sucks

  19. I don't understand dumb mothafuckas who wanna cuss the police out while in my car

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    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      your homeboys are going to get you shot

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Probably, not just by the police either

  20. If only Snoop was a presidential candidate can this race get more entertaining

  21. When was the last time anyone here made a fe fe

  22. Any reputable forex traders? I have a bank account.

  23. Diaz vs Mcgregor was a hell of a fight

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yes he did, Connor was precise as fuck. I was really impressed with his striking. The first 3 rounds it was like he didn't miss shit

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Of course McGregor won. How else would they get a 3rd fight. You guys wanna discuss general Hospital now?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      McGregor beat his ass though

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