Warning: This is nothing exciting.

[Ecco]

I didn't read all the replies, but I know how you feel man. My last room mate was a good friend, then turned into a douche, saying vulgar things when I had females around, started lying about money and ish, so one day I just bounced out. Next time he does it, tell him to stop, if he doesn't punch him in the back of the head once or twice.

Lol that'll teach him. Or I'll shit in a bag and put it in his trash can, then put his overflowing trashbag back in the trashcan. There's shit on the floor because he never takes his trash out. That'll make him think about taking it out!

Or he'll just do what my roommate last year did: spray Febrese around every day...

I should get some and spray him every time he farts. Like a misbehaved cat.

Maybe. Haha, or get some lavender spray. My friend works on a lavender farm and that stuff is strong. And me and some other people had a huge Febrese war. Pretty funny.

And tell us if that works. Or if he just stops taking showers.

[Dylank811]

i have one more thats real awful that i did to my step brother when he pissed me off its a no one knows but you thing and is awful awful. i would piss in his shoes. i did it bc anything i would do he would go tell his mommy(my step-mom or evil step-mom) so it had to be something that he wouldn't know

Hahaha he probably got athlete's foot or something.

I didn't read all the replies, but I know how you feel man. My last room mate was a good friend, then turned into a douche, saying vulgar things when I had females around, started lying about money and ish, so one day I just bounced out. Next time he does it, tell him to stop, if he doesn't punch him in the back of the head once or twice.

Lol that'll teach him. Or I'll shit in a bag and put it in his trash can, then put his overflowing trashbag back in the trashcan. There's shit on the floor because he never takes his trash out. That'll make him think about taking it out!

Or he'll just do what my roommate last year did: spray Febrese around every day...

I should get some and spray him every time he farts. Like a misbehaved cat.

Maybe. Haha, or get some lavender spray. My friend works on a lavender farm and that stuff is strong. And me and some other people had a huge Febrese war. Pretty funny.

And tell us if that works. Or if he just stops taking showers.

Lol "Well I already smell good anyway. Guess I don't need to shower." I don't think his bed sheets have been washed since he got here...better disinfect/febreeze those.

[Jd1102]

idk if he did but im sure his feet never ever smelt nice lmao

[3Ltriste13]

I'd realy tell him to stop his shit. And the next time just punch him in the face

[Skullz]

Next time he is on the computer and shits himself take a page out of this guys book and do the same.

[thecityxignites]

if you have tile floors anywhere, butter the shit out of em, so when he walks on them, he busts his ass.

[Jd1102]

Next time he is on the computer and shits himself take a page out of this guys book and do the same.

literally LOL woke my wife up :rofl:

[TeamHT]

No need to brush your prostate bahah!!

Now normally I would say anything up the butt is super gay, but in this case, hand on the bible I swear I would. After Mexican or some Indian and just clean my prostate, rinse, repeat, wash and just record him brushing his teeth.

[kam311]

Or just bang his chick haha

[Lbox88]

Or just bang his chick haha

Yeah great idea.... guy like this probably has a REAL winner of a chick....